Janx Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Sex or humans Sex between our predecessors, ape/fish whichever you subscribe to.... read Darwin as a first port of call... one word of advice, avoid the Bible/other religious books for fact based knowledge
Collymore Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 It was actually an Asexual knight called Iwank Allot
Daggers Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Sex between our predecessors, ape/fish whichever you subscribe to.... read Darwin as a first port of call... one word of advice, avoid the Bible/other religious books for fact based knowledge I wish you'd told me BEFORE I'd removed a bloody rib... Tch! Some people...
macbeth Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 In all the pictures i've seen of Adam and Eve they appear to have belly buttons; conclusive proof that they were born naturally not created (there must have been an umbilical cord attached to something). Therefore sex must have taken place before they were around by organisms unknown as to who drew the picture and put up the notice in the tree i cannot enlighten you i'm afraid; but there will be some big boys along soon who will probably know the answers :
crazy horse Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 did you notice that goat in the top r/h corner just about to commit suicide?
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 did you notice that goat in the top r/h corner just about to commit suicide? Maybe because the goat and Adam had something going on before Eve arrived!!!!
crazy horse Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Maybe because the goat and Adam had something going on before Eve arrived!!!! are you suggesting adam and his nanny were ..........oh the very thought of it
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 are you suggesting adam and his nanny were ..........oh the very thought of it You telling me, you never had the same thought, you liar!!!!
macbeth Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 oi you two !! i was trying to be serious.........so adam and eve were preceded by billy and nanny?....
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 oi you two !! i was trying to be serious.........so adam and eve were preceded by billy and nanny?.... Macbeth, when have you ever been serious............????? You can add humour to any subject
Daggers Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 To hell with the goat, As an ardent defender of animal rights I wish to know why the Lord sanctioned Adam, his first born, to go around stamping on poor little mice... It is just another example of one law for the bipeds and another for the rest of us...
macbeth Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 To hell with the goat, As an ardent defender of animal rights I wish to know why the Lord sanctioned Adam, his first born, to go around stamping on poor little mice... It is just another example of one law for the bipeds and another for the rest of us... too right and what about the way eve is shoving apples up the serpents arse and waiting for them to come back out of its mouth...........snakes are not party tricks
Daggers Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Also, I reckon, if El Godo was going to all the effort to craft a bird from a bone ~ then he'd at least produce someone a little bit better looking. Adam must have got a right fright when they were introduced. He'd have had better luck hanging around the Tricia studio...
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Also, I reckon, if El Godo was going to all the effort to craft a bird from a bone ~ then he'd at least produce someone a little bit better looking. Adam must have got a right fright when they were introduced. He'd have had better luck hanging around the Tricia studio... Maybe El Godo, should have gave Adam some vouchers to Rhino's instead...........
macbeth Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Maybe El Godo, should have gave Adam some vouchers to Rhino's instead........... thanx tor the tip The Singh........i've had another go at this creation business again........did i do it better? feedback from mortals is very important to the creator
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 thanx tor the tip The Singh........i've had another go at this creation business again........did i do it better? feedback from mortals is very important to the creator You are a god macbeth.............I worship theee!!!!!
Daggers Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Maybe El Godo, should have gave Adam some vouchers to Rhino's instead........... Looks like Adam has a mighty hairfree nose though
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Looks like Adam has a mighty hairfree nose though
Daggers Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 thanx tor the tip The Singh........i've had another go at this creation business again........did i do it better? feedback from mortals is very important to the creator I don't want to be picky...ow, alright I do...but could you make Eve a bit blonder and larger on top please God?
macbeth Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I don't want to be picky...ow, alright I do...but could you make Eve a bit blonder and larger on top please God? sometime i hanker after the old jurrassic days.........i didn't get letters then saying " look at the arse on that triceratops............what a snout on that brontosaurus " they were a much more accomodating species...be warned i have the power to go back to the good old days.........i've done it before you know yours sincerely disgusted of paradise
macbeth Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 What's Adam doing with his hand? holding on to a bush
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