Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I attracted a lot of envy from women this weekend. The reason... (nope sadly not my boyish good looks ) Because I could stand up and relieve myself happily on a nearby fence or wall (Morrissey's face on a poster made great target practice on one particular occasion) whereas they had to queue for 20 mins or lose all their dignity. But seriously let's chew the fat...Did God make us this way to give men bragging rights? On an interesting side note there was nearly a horrendous accident involving the act mentioned above, a stinging nettle, and a freak gust of wind. Seriously could you imagine?!
Ultra Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I attracted a lot of envy from women this weekend. The reason... (nope sadly not my boyish good looks ) Because I could stand up and relieve myself happily on a nearby fence or wall (Morrissey's face on a poster made great target practice on one particular occasion) whereas they had to queue for 20 mins or lose all their dignity. But seriously let's chew the fat...Did God make us this way to give men bragging rights? On an interesting side note there was nearly a horrendous accident involving the act mentioned above, a stinging nettle, and a freak gust of wind. Seriously could you imagine?! Serves you right!
Collymore Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 On an interesting side note there was nearly a horrendous accident involving the act mentioned above, a stinging nettle, and a freak gust of wind. Seriously could you imagine?! at least there was no electric fence
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 at least there was no electric fence Have you hosted a private meeting between your testicals and a live electric fence? Just you seem so sure it's worse than a nettle.
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I attracted a lot of envy from women this weekend. The reason... (nope sadly not my boyish good looks ) Because I could stand up and relieve myself happily on a nearby fence or wall (Morrissey's face on a poster made great target practice on one particular occasion) whereas they had to queue for 20 mins or lose all their dignity. But seriously let's chew the fat...Did God make us this way to give men bragging rights? On an interesting side note there was nearly a horrendous accident involving the act mentioned above, a stinging nettle, and a freak gust of wind. Seriously could you imagine?! Penis Envy
Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Author Posted 21 August 2006 Have you hosted a private meeting between your testicals and a live electric fence? Just you seem so sure it's worse than a nettle. I reckon my 'rough and ready' love orbs could have taken the nettle sting or the electric fence. It was my delicate exposed helmet I was worried about. p.s. Sorry for taking the tone positively underground.
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I reckon my 'rough and ready' love orbs could have taken the nettle sting or the electric fence. It was my delicate exposed helmet I was worried about. p.s. Sorry for taking the tone positively underground. It's all good... My question was actually aimed at Collymore - the 'leccy fence expert.
Unit Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 at least there was no electric fence I'm guessing you're talking about V festival here, well, seeing as you're so into collymore you might like to know that...I MET THE MAN HIMSELF yesterday haha. I showed him my city shirt and he smiled.
davieG Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I attracted a lot of envy from women this weekend. The reason... (nope sadly not my boyish good looks )Because I could stand up and relieve myself happily on a nearby fence or wall (Morrissey's face on a poster made great target practice on one particular occasion) whereas they had to queue for 20 mins or lose all their dignity. But seriously let's chew the fat...Did God make us this way to give men bragging rights? On an interesting side note there was nearly a horrendous accident involving the act mentioned above, a stinging nettle, and a freak gust of wind. Seriously could you imagine?! A mate of mine got stung by a bee on the end of foreskin and had to undergo circumcision embarrasing for anyone but when you're 18 and all the nurses come to have a look , then there was the shave they gave, many a laugh was had from that incident.
Collymore Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 A mate of mine got stung by a bee on the end of foreskin and had to undergo circumcision embarrasing for anyone but when you're 18 and all the nurses come to have a look , then there was the shave they gave, many a laugh was had from that incident. Embarrasing??? Just going off for a broswe on the net
davieG Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Embarrasing??? Just going off for a broswe on the net Embarrassing - can you imagine what it looked like, big? massive but not in a functional way
Collymore Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Embarrassing - can you imagine what it looked like, big? massive but not in a functional way Yeah it's annoying when it becomes too big to use properly
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Yeah it's annoying when it becomes too big to use properly Is that a problem after your knob has private consultation with an electric fence?
Thracian Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I attracted a lot of envy from women this weekend. The reason... (nope sadly not my boyish good looks ) Because I could stand up and relieve myself happily on a nearby fence or wall (Morrissey's face on a poster made great target practice on one particular occasion) whereas they had to queue for 20 mins or lose all their dignity. But seriously let's chew the fat...Did God make us this way to give men bragging rights? On an interesting side note there was nearly a horrendous accident involving the act mentioned above, a stinging nettle, and a freak gust of wind. Seriously could you imagine?! That'll teach you to look before you untie it and have a pee!
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Because I could stand up and relieve myself happily on a nearby fence or wall (Morrissey's face on a poster made great target practice on one particular occasion) whereas they had to queue for 20 mins or lose all their dignity. But seriously let's chew the fat...Did God make us this way to give men bragging rights? I don't think men look too dignified relieving themselves in public either!
Thracian Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I don't think men look too dignified relieving themselves in public either! Do you watch a lot then?
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Do you watch a lot then? She lurks with intent near stinging nettles.
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Do you watch a lot then? Hard to miss them most of the time!
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Hard to miss them most of the time! Especially when the nettles have caused inflamation... Oh... you meant it's hard to miss the men... I'll get me coat :pinch:
davieG Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I don't think men look too dignified relieving themselves in public either! More dignified than a great big wet patch on the front of their trousers surely?
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 More dignified than a great big wet patch on the front of their trousers surely? Not sure
Thracian Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Hard to miss them most of the time! Wow. That's some effect you must have!
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Wow. That's some effect you must have! Maybe I am just unlucky and run into most of them
Thracian Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 You be careful!. Running can make you gasp for breath...
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