golden gordon Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 i hope they hang the little monkeys when they get caught...........i'm told they do that to monkeys in hartlepool how about this , do you think a ruthless gang of doctors doing vasectomies nicked them Lobster Vasectomy (2000, England) This tale proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective surgery to go along with your stolen goods. A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts. Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover -- except for one small detail. "It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy." The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has already "gone through enough pain (to) learn his lesson."
lookwhaticando Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 i hope they hang the little monkeys when they get caught...........i'm told they do that to monkeys in hartlepool how about this , do you think a ruthless gang of doctors doing vasectomies nicked them Lobster Vasectomy (2000, England) This tale proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective surgery to go along with your stolen goods. A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts. Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover -- except for one small detail. "It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy." The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has already "gone through enough pain (to) learn his lesson." :laugh: Sod the death penalty, I think we've found a good way to make people pay for their crimes - jail them and give them Lobster Vasectomy
Alexikokopops Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Ah whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! True dat.
The People's Hero Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 It's all to do with trai... Nah, I can't. I just can't.
Finnegan Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Bah you edited it. I was about to crack open the pedantry in response to your first attempt.
Random Burglar Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Bah you edited it. I was about to crack open the pedantry in response to your first attempt. The benefit of being pointed out how bad the joke was, is enough
Random Burglar Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I wont divulge into how bad the joke was everyone!!
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