Dellyjo Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 Plot? What plot? Porn movies have plots? When'd this happen? Yeah, you know how it goes....scantily clad, busty blonde goes downstairs to answer the door to two rather dubious looking workmen with dodgy tashes.
lookwhaticando Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 Yeah, you know how it goes....scantily clad, busty blonde goes downstairs to answer the door to two rather dubious looking workmen with dodgy tashes. hahaha When I first read that, I thought it said dubious looking women with dodgy tashes. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thracian Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 Porn? My mum warned me about that when I was young. Always taught me it was spelt pawn and all I've ever found is a sign with three balls!.
Swedging Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 ...but didn't she look great? How do you look great with someone's fist up your arse?
Daggers Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 How do you look great with someone's fist up your arse? You need to see my wedding photo's
Swedging Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 You need to see my wedding photo's Now I'm worried that I might have. It wouldn't just be a question of, "I didn't recognise you with your clothes on." but, "I didn't recognise you you without someone's forearm halfway up your jacksie." Which might be an embarassing moment.
cisono Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 It wouldn't just be a question of, "I didn't recognise you with your clothes on." but, "I didn't recognise you you without someone's forearm halfway up your jacksie." Which might be an embarassing moment. Talking about "I didn't recognise you with your clothes on" embarrassing moments, I had one of those when I was 15... My dad and I had been at the seaside, out on a boat collecting mussles and cockles from under the sand. We used to do this quite often and, one Sunday, we took a couple of acquaintances along... A couple of weeks later, we went to the bank and this guy in a smart suit started talking to my dad and myself as if he knew us. Then, all of a sudden, it dawned on me: he was one of those two we had taken along on a mussles expedition! And I nearly said "Sorry, didn't recognise you with your clothes on" to the bank director, in front of all his staff
Daggers Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 Talking about "I didn't recognise you with your clothes on" embarrassing moments, I had one of those when I was 15... ...And I nearly said "Sorry, didn't recognise you with your clothes on" to the bank director, in front of all his staff and that banker was Chris Langham
cisono Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 and that banker was Chris Langham Chris Langham? Who is that?
lookwhaticando Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 Chris Langham? Who is that? Chris Langham @ wikipedia He recently got chagred with a few counts of assault or something... possible indecent assault, you'll have to check yourself, I'm not quite awake yet.
Lemon Harpic Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 B) Its in German so you dont understand . Ich bin hier, Ihre Klempnerarbeit zu reparieren - I'm here to fix your plumbing Ja! - Yes! Das ist gut - That is good Ich komme - I am coming
lcfc_jme Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 I guess that'll be of much help to many a person in the near future
cisono Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 Ich bin hier, Ihre Klempnerarbeit zu reparieren - I'm here to fix your plumbing Ja! - Yes! Das ist gut - That is good Ich komme - I am coming And you know this... how?
Daggers Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 And you know this... how? Probably because it rigidly sticks to the plot of almost every German porn flick I've seen that doesn't involve donkey's.
Swedging Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 Probably because it rigidly sticks to the plot of almost every German porn flick I've seen that doesn't involve donkey's. When they shout, "Esel!", be ready.
C-man Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 There seems to be a lack of female posters in this thread. I wonder why
cisono Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 Probably because it rigidly sticks to the plot of almost every German porn flick I've seen that doesn't involve donkey's. You seem to know what you are talking about Do you watch many German porn flicks yourself?
Daggers Posted 16 September 2006 Posted 16 September 2006 You seem to know what you are talking about Do you watch many German porn flicks yourself? There's nothing me, the wife and the kids enjoy more on a Sunday afternoon
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 20 September 2006 Posted 20 September 2006 Bloody hell, who voted 'very bad'? C'mon... own up.
Thracian Posted 20 September 2006 Posted 20 September 2006 I did. Cos that's what my wife told me! And when I asked how she knew she just walked off in a huff!
Lester LXXIV Posted 20 September 2006 Posted 20 September 2006 I did. Cos that's what my wife told me! And when I asked how she knew she just walked off in a huff! ...Or she was looking over your shoulder as you opened this thread to vote! :laugh:
cisono Posted 20 September 2006 Posted 20 September 2006 Bloody hell, who voted 'very bad'? C'mon... own up. I think it may have been MasterFox
Dunc Posted 20 September 2006 Posted 20 September 2006 Incidentally one of Jenna Jameson's new stars is Leicester's very own McKenzie Lee who used to go to Guthlaxton College. Top girl our Paula....
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