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The People's Hero

Theo Walcott

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I keep seeing his interview on SSN. He's so down to earth, so excited about the whole thing, so well-spoken.

Anyway, I'm going to do a madge and adopt the fecker.

Any objections?

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I keep seeing his interview on SSN. He's so down to earth, so excited about the whole thing, so well-spoken.

Anyway, I'm going to do a madge and adopt the fecker.

Any objections?

I thought that too, especially for a 17 year old footballer.

No objections here in the CHEBS camp. In fact - have a bash at his missus. She's chebtastic! :thumbup:

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I thought that too, especially for a 17 year old footballer.

No objections here in the CHEBS camp. In fact - have a bash at his missus. She's chebtastic! :thumbup:

She's chebrini supernova

OLE!

Posted

She is badger.

I'm not sure you should put that down as a reason on the adoption forms though.

I simply wiped my arse with them and sent them back.

Shows I can sh it (or at least have access to shit) I suppose.

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I simply wiped my arse with them and sent them back.

Shows I can sh it (or at least have access to shit) I suppose.

Would you like any cashcrackback Sir?! :whistle:

Harlots. Mmm...nice. But dirty.

Posted

Take it is just us four tonight then?

(insert topical joke)

I need water.

It's a night late banter-in. Martini and lemonade suit you?

TPH is supplying the pringles but rumour has it he's already scoffed all the sour cream and chive :mad:

Posted

This guy is called chebii. What a legend.

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Look at the size of his lunchbox as well! :o

I don't really have anything to add, I just thought that post was so good it deserved a quote. :D

The background investigation, the blatant sexual confusion... it's top-drawer posting.

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I don't really have anything to add, I just thought that post was so good it deserved a quote. :D

The background investigation, the blatant sexual confusion... it's top-drawer posting.

For me it's all about the capture of the celebrative state. Perhaps he is embracing the fact that he will forever represent the glorious word of chebii.

Not forgetting that HUGE phal as well :rolleyes:

Posted

Sensational. Not the only the extent you will go to for market research Fezzlington but also the deliciously pretentious concept of monkeys writing Shakespeare.

I'll go to bed a happy man tonight. :D

To be fair, to wonder what they'll knocker up is to ask a pertinent question. I can't even imagine what it'll be like.

Boobies.

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To be fair, to wonder what they'll knocker up is to ask a pertinent question. I can't even imagine what it'll be like.

Boobies.

I see your prose and raise you Izzy, Janae and Carmella from Neighbours...

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I see your prose and raise you Izzy, Janae and Carmella from Neighbours...

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:o:o:o:wub:

And they ain't bad either! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them! Ho ho ho - and that's just them!

Posted

Sensational. Not the only the extent you will go to for market research Fezzlington Fezzlington but also the deliciously pretentious concept of monkeys writing Shakespeare.

I'll go to bed a happy man tonight. :D

Correctly as you may of spelt it, I came up with that nick name first. I claimp Copy right. Only I may call him Fezzlington.

I also claim copyright on Fezzle McDuck. A name I have also just invented, that will cause envy among the FT empire.

haha.

I need water.

Posted

All these nicknames are scrumptious and that but make my real name so boring in comparison.

I mean, Endocrinous J. Hoover-Mallard III... it's hardly unique is it?

Nope.

Posted

All these nicknames are scrumptious and that but make my real name so boring in comparison.

I mean, Endocrinous J. Hoover-Mallard III... it's hardly unique is it?

I prefferd things on Nice's site, a lack of saracsem and irony made me happy. I've decided to become French

Bonjour

I mean Bonsouir.

I need a personality transplant.

But first I need water.

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I prefferd things on Nice's site, a lack of saracsem and irony made me happy. I've decided to become French

Bonjour

I mean Bonsouir.

I need a personality transplant.

But first I need water.

Got myself a ncie glass of water here. What's going on here then?

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