Daggers Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 Get one. I've waited years for one and I can't believe how much fun they are...it's the ultimate shed-toy. If anyone can name a better way to spend your time in a garden then I haven't heard it. I love my chainsaw.
Rincewind Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 Coming soon to your living room The Foxestalk Chainsaw masacre. starring Dagenham Dave.
Daggers Posted 29 March 2007 Author Posted 29 March 2007 It's electric...so anyone wanting cutting up had better come into my lounge and be bloody patient while I plug it all in and oil & tension the chain.
The People's Hero Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 I've just oiled my shredder. My shredder is my favourite toy.
Daggers Posted 29 March 2007 Author Posted 29 March 2007 I've just oiled my shredder. My shredder is my favourite toy. Shredders are good - they're like chainsaws with training wheels. Only without the wheels.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 The sexual frustration in this thrtead is bristiling. You'll have to cope with this styping, my neck won't go straight.
Lord Nibblington Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 The sexual frustration in this thrtead is bristiling. You'll have to cope with this styping, my neck won't go straight. Was it due to a chainshaw or shredder related incident? And that question applies to the sexual frustration, and the neck not going straight.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 Was it due to a chainshaw or shredder related incident? And that question applies to the sexual frustration, and the neck not going straight. In actual fact the sexual frustration and the neck not going straight are linked themselves.
The People's Hero Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 Shredders are good - they're like chainsaws with training wheels. Only without the wheels. It turns out I should have bought some Shredder Bags. They're just like other bags only they are more expensive and say SHREDDER BAG on them. Anyway, I appear not to have used any back. Shreddings everywhere. Shred Shred Shred all day long. That's me. Tidyup Tidyup Tidyup is presumably somebody else. Idiot.
Daggers Posted 29 March 2007 Author Posted 29 March 2007 If anyone is sick of NHS waiting-lists then I'm happy to probe them with my chainsaw. I'm also available with my chainsaw to do weddings and coming of age parties. Unfortunately, I am not prepared to do anymore Grad parties as the chainsaw gets covered in sick.
Daggers Posted 29 March 2007 Author Posted 29 March 2007 I would like a silence mode on my shredder so that I could do some discrete shredding. Sometimes I go all old school and use scissors, just for shits and giggles mind.
Milky Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 My cricket team think i'm a psycho with a chainsaw. i wouldn't hurt a fly................honest.
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