Vicious rumour thread

[Knighton Matt]

I heard Fez had his neck removed or something like that?! Mental!!

[lookwhaticando]

I heard Fez had his neck removed or something like that?! Mental!!

That's only vicious if some kind of beasty animal... or perhaps a chinchilla did it.

[stez]

That's only vicious if some kind of beasty animal... or perhaps a chinchilla did it.

dagenham dave did it, after fasting for 3 minutes

[Fez of Mahrez]

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[Knighton Matt]

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Wow. Nice job. Always knew those sunbed sessions would catch up with you some day mate...

[Fez of Mahrez]

Wow. Nice job. Always knew those sunbed sessions would catch up with you some day mate...

£40,000 well spent. Dunno why they chose to put me in a cricket jumper to operate though.

[stez]

£40,000 well spent. Dunno why they chose to put me in a cricket jumper to operate though.

white, with black and yellow cadet stripes, always shows a tan off best

[Knighton Matt]

£40,000 well spent. Dunno why they chose to put me in a cricket jumper to operate though.

NHS cutbacks mate - they can no longer afford gowns and are relying on generous donations from Mike Gatting's rather extensive wardrobe.

[Fez of Mahrez]

[Flynny]

[Fez of Mahrez]

Ha, this is quality. I used to "read" it on the back of the Grauniad last year. Quality find on the net.

[Flynny]

Ha, this is quality. I used to "read" it on the back of the Grauniad last year. Quality find on the net.

I heard it was in there but I forgot about it. Do they actually print ones like 'The Man with no Penis'? Dunno if the 'quality' (hah) newspapers pretend to be family papers or not.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I heard it was in there but I forgot about it. Do they actually print ones like 'The Man with no Penis'? Dunno if the 'quality' (hah) newspapers pretend to be family papers or not.

I would imagine so. Can't remember that particular one but the Guardian is pretty free and easy with its bad language and dubious content. Comes with the territory.

[Flynny]

I would imagine so. Can't remember that particular one but the Guardian is pretty free and easy with its bad language and dubious content. Comes with the territory.

Oh excellent. I'd crease if I saw this in a newspaper.

[The People's Hero]

I read the Independent, which I find superb but there is very little in the way of interesting cartoonage.

[Flynny]

I started reading that for a few weeks to counteract the Express, but it's a bit too far the other way. Plenty to read, though.

[DanTheFoxBhoy]

Oh excellent. I'd crease if I saw this in a newspaper.

I had to glance over that twice

[lookwhaticando]

I had to glance over that twice

Now now... let's be honest, you were staring at the nips on show, weren't you?

[MC Prussian]

Rumour has it that Milan Mandaric is actually Osama Bin Laden in disguise - washed, cleaned and shaven.

[Guest]

Rumour has it that the City of Leicester has a football team. Poppycock!!

[Geo V]

Ive just heard that Gary Lineker has had a sex change and he looks like some blonde lass?

[The People's Hero]

I've just heard from Fez. He doesn't want to admit it on here but he thinks RK is doing a fine job and hopes he continues his tenure well in to next season.

[JoeyB]

i heard that TPH is really 5 ft wide and 2ft tall and looks like sponge bob square pants

[The People's Hero]

i heard that TPH is really 5 ft wide and 2ft tall and looks like sponge bob square pants

I heard that one day you might post something worth reading.

Rumour, obviously. Not to be confused with informed/educated prediction.

[Wils]

Thats Vicious.