lookwhaticando Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Dead easy, complete the jokes below with appropriate punchlines. I might reveal the answers later. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains... Doctor: Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: Q: I have five noses, six ears and seven mouths - what am I? A: Q: What goes up and down but never moves? A: Q: What do you call a wicked old witch who lives by the sea? A: Q: How do you catch squirrels? A:
blue blood Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Dead easy, complete the jokes below with appropriate punchlines. I might reveal the answers later. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains... Doctor: pull yourself together Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: The postman Q: I have five noses, six ears and seven mouths - what am I? A: Q: What goes up and down but never moves? A: Q: What do you call a wicked old witch who lives by the sea? A: A Sand-witch Q: How do you catch squirrels? A: Act like a nut
Geo V Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains... Doctor: Pull yourself together Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: A gay pornstar?
Rincewind Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Who gets the sack everytime he goes to work? Father Christmas.
AoWW Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Q: What do you call a wicked old witch who lives by the sea?A: A: but sounds scarily like a mother-in-law I (very) nearly acquired once. 'Twas a lucky escape.
lookwhaticando Posted 8 May 2007 Author Posted 8 May 2007 Not bad so far... nobody's come up with the answers I'll reveal, but quite amusing all the same.
AoWW Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Q: I have five noses, six ears and seven mouths - what am I? A: Genetically modified.
Wilkesy Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: a blind circumsiser
lookwhaticando Posted 9 May 2007 Author Posted 9 May 2007 Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains... Doctor: Try wearing this protective pelmet, then. Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: David Blunkett. Q: I have five noses, six ears and seven mouths - what am I? A: Being ripped off by my plastic surgeon. Q: What goes up and down but never moves? A: A yo-yo on a Central train. Q: What do you call a wicked old witch who lives by the sea? A: Anne Robinson on holiday. Q: How do you catch squirrels? A: Have a one night stand with a hollow tree.
blue blood Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work?A: a blind circumsiser LMAO
DB11 Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains... Doctor: Try wearing this protective pelmet, then. Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: David Blunkett. Q: I have five noses, six ears and seven mouths - what am I? A: Being ripped off by my plastic surgeon. Q: What goes up and down but never moves? A: A yo-yo on a Central train. Q: What do you call a wicked old witch who lives by the sea? A: Anne Robinson on holiday. Q: How do you catch squirrels? A: Have a one night stand with a hollow tree. They all made me laugh
Geo V Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains... Doctor: Try wearing this protective pelmet, then. Q: Who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: David Blunkett. Q: I have five noses, six ears and seven mouths - what am I? A: Being ripped off by my plastic surgeon. Q: What goes up and down but never moves? A: A yo-yo on a Central train. Q: What do you call a wicked old witch who lives by the sea? A: Anne Robinson on holiday. Q: How do you catch squirrels? A: Have a one night stand with a hollow tree. My pull yourself together one for the curtains joke is better than yours so there
Wilkesy Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 LMAO Quality isnt it, its better than LWICD had as the answer!
lookwhaticando Posted 9 May 2007 Author Posted 9 May 2007 Quality isnt it, its better than LWICD had as the answer! It's not a competition.
Wilkesy Posted 9 May 2007 Posted 9 May 2007 It's not a competition. Sorry, i know its not a competition - but mine was better
lookwhaticando Posted 9 May 2007 Author Posted 9 May 2007 Sorry, i know its not a competition - but mine was better I agree.
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