Daggers Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Well done smelly old tramp! (Seems as relevant as the Trust statement seeing as they had **** all to do with it taking place)
Wezleylowski Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Well done smelly old tramp! (Seems as relevant as the Trust statement seeing as they had **** all to do with it taking place) The last person to get any sense out of Bernie was the Mercurys news reporter so well done Lemond Dont know how you managed it though
Master Fox Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Next season I’m planning to take on Bernie and battle it out for the honour of the clubs greatest fan. I’m going dig out the oldest collection of fox leisure clothing I can find. I’m going to make sure my nylon shirt really stinks and the lettering is a dark shade of brown. Then make a pair trousers out of onion bags and sting, making sure they’re tucked into my white socks with holes in. I will then paint my face with a crayon and stand outside the ground at every home & away match with a bottle of whisky and bag of newspaper cuttings shouting complete mumbled gibberish at passers by.
Daggers Posted 8 May 2007 Author Posted 8 May 2007 I’m going dig out the oldest collection of fox leisure clothing I can find. I’m going to make sure my nylon shirt really stinks and the lettering is a dark shade of brown. Then make a pair trousers out of onion bags and sting, making sure they’re tucked into my white socks with holes in. I will then paint my face with a crayon and stand outside the ground at every home & away match with a bottle of whisky and bag of newspaper cuttings shouting complete mumbled gibberish at passers by. I think you're going to have to do something over and above your normal routine to pull it off though
shrood Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Surely the trust needs to publicise where it stands on important decisions made by the club?
Dames Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Surely the trust needs to publicise where it stands on important decisions made by the club? It stands next to the smelly old tramp.
Master Fox Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 I think you're going to have to do something over and above your normal routine to pull it off though Well he blows his plastic horn, i'll be playing the tambourine and harmonica jumping up and down in a pool of piss.
Wezleylowski Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Well he blows his plastic horn, i'll be playing the tambourine and harmonica jumping up and down in a pool of piss. Ah but he blows his horn whilst standing on a pile of horse shite
BartonFox Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 Is that tramp still around then I thought he died back in February when the tempreture picked up a bit and he contracted a fatal strain of influenza from the eastern part of Europe.
Finn Claw Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 type in bernie & Leicester CIty into Youtube - there is some great stuff. WOuld add a link but Youtube is banned from my work -dang.
Leonisco Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 type in bernie & Leicester CIty into Youtube - there is some great stuff.WOuld add a link but Youtube is banned from my work -dang. Use a filter bypass like www.runarcade.com
ScrumpyFox Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 type in bernie & Leicester CIty into Youtube - there is some great stuff.WOuld add a link but Youtube is banned from my work -dang. See him in the victory on saturday - some joker nicked his hat and he flipped out!
Master Fox Posted 8 May 2007 Posted 8 May 2007 See him in the victory on saturday - some joker nicked his hat and he flipped out! I forgot about the jester hat. Mine will look even dirtier.
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