AoWW Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 Don't think this has been posted elsewhere... Made me laugh, anyway! Allen: (quoted from Daily Mail... must be true then!) "Gardening can help relieve the stress of management but it’s also similar to tending a football team. "I took a chainsaw to clear out Brentford and got some new plants, some in a sale and some that people thought were old and dead, but I got some life out of them. I had a nice garden there after some hard work and tender loving care. "Hopefully, Leicester have an excellent nursery where there are some impressive seedlings and we’ll see what we can grow with some new plants added. Source Bonkers, me thinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 This can be added to the "Funny Quotes from Martin Allen" book :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicfox Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 He's a case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 This can be added to the "Funny Quotes from Martin Allen" book :thumbsup: Has there been a thread started on Allen Quotes? If not....then there should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue blood Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 As the gaffer has a way with words that has most of us mesmerised feel free to add quoted here. Lets try and keep it quotes only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue blood Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 Has there been a thread started on Allen Quotes?If not....then there should! Done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 If me aunty had balls, She'd be me uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 "IF IT WAS YOUR SUNDAY DINNER, THAT WAS THE UM... THE VEG, AND THIS IS THE MEAT, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue blood Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 "Gardening can help relieve the stress of management but it’s also similar to tending a football team. "I took a chainsaw to clear out Brentford and got some new plants, some in a sale and some that people thought were old and dead, but I got some life out of them. I had a nice garden there after some hard work and tender loving care. "Hopefully, Leicester have an excellent nursery where there are some impressive seedlings and we’ll see what we can grow with some new plants added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicfox Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 "Get outta my pub!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 26 May 2007 Author Share Posted 26 May 2007 "Gardening can help relieve the stress of management but it’s also similar to tending a football team. "I took a chainsaw to clear out Brentford and got some new plants, some in a sale and some that people thought were old and dead, but I got some life out of them. I had a nice garden there after some hard work and tender loving care. "Hopefully, Leicester have an excellent nursery where there are some impressive seedlings and we’ll see what we can grow with some new plants added. Huh, nick my quote why don't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue blood Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 Huh, nick my quote why don't you. Im just trying to bring the BEST quotes together in 1 place, great quote! Leys try and keep this 1 quotes only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 "Elvis, you're shit, f**k off to Chesterfield." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 26 May 2007 Author Share Posted 26 May 2007 Following his swim in the River Skerne at Hartlepool: "I went swimming in a river near our hotel and it was absolutely freezing. It was about 50 yards wide and I don't think anything could've been colder but what I did was incidental; the players deserve the credit not me. They jump the jumps and the jockey just sits on top of the horse.""You feed the horse, rub it, kick the thing sometimes and sometimes you cuddle it, but if that horse doesn't want to jump that hurdle, it doesn't matter how good a jockey you are. But God did they jump high today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Fox Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 Has there been a thread started on Allen Quotes?If not....then there should! great quote from Allen when asked if he was under pressure now he had become citys new manager "Pressure is not having a job. I laboured as a gardener for 8 months.Ihad no income , two kid at private school and i was snookered. so I put an ad in the newsagents window saying i was a gardener with 10 years experience. I got about 6 calls and I grafted during deylight hours. As it was winter, I cut everything back. I didnt have a clue what i was doing and often wondered what happened in the spring. I have avoided those houses like the plague! I am a professional horticulturist and am glad there is one less cowboy out just hope he dont end up on house of horrors.Seriously he sounds a top man and if hes worked as a gardener he must be a real man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 That sounds like an Ian Holloway comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 That sounds like an Ian Holloway comment Imagine that for a Dream Team partnership eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scow Posted 26 May 2007 Share Posted 26 May 2007 ''I can't understand why Louis Dodds was offered a new contract. He couldn't even get in the F****** Rochdale team, you know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Fan Posted 27 May 2007 Share Posted 27 May 2007 "You don't want someone poncing about, and err hanging around, fluffing about and all that stuff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 May 2007 Share Posted 27 May 2007 "You don't want someone poncing about, and err hanging around, fluffing about and all that stuff" I chose not to choose Stephen Hughes. I chose something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreton Posted 27 May 2007 Share Posted 27 May 2007 Don't think this has been posted elsewhere... Made me laugh, anyway! Allen: (quoted from Daily Mail... must be true then!) Source Bonkers, me thinks! Martin Allen where do you get all dat shit from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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