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Who is the Foxestalk Pimp?

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Are you coming on the pass with the aid of your shiny new bus pass?

Haha maybe.

I have to get the bus today actually, I'll print that bad boy off later and show it to the driver. should be good for a larf.

Posted
Good man.

Have they noticed yet?

Or are you eating the less attractive meals so that they don't notice?

Or are you just doing the old classic of eating their best meal in front of them, and claiming to have no idea where its gone when they start wondering what happened to that nice meal that had in the freezer?

Well last night both were out at the pub. I didn't go due to lack of funds.

I dug around for the stuff which was at the bottom, underneath other stuff. They won't notice for around a week. And by then I'll be back in the money, having thought of a way to make some.

Posted
Errm it's not that exciting......I'll be in a car better than a MR2

well perhaps not better, actually I dunno, well yes probably better. Definitely more gentlemanly like, that’s what I am you see, a gentleman, who can't spell.

Fez knows about it but he's sworn to secrecy.

Actually **** no he's not.

Fez don't tell anyone about the vehicle I'm attending Watford at home in.

So you're gonna drop small hints but not actually spill the beans? :rolleyes::dunno: Guess I'll have to go and scout around for 'gentlemanly' cars then?

It's not a Mini Cooper is it? :angry:;):whistle:

Posted
So you're gonna drop small hints but not actually spill the beans? :rolleyes::dunno: Guess I'll have to go and scout around for 'gentlemanly' cars then?

It's not a Mini Cooper is it? :angry:;):whistle:

My poor MR2 isn't very happy. He's just a bit down. He doesn't like the rain, it means he has to have his roof up... and if there is one thing he doesn't like, it's having his roof up.

Posted
My poor MR2 isn't very happy. He's just a bit down. He doesn't like the rain, it means he has to have his roof up... and if there is one thing he doesn't like, it's having his roof up.

He has my sympathy... :(

Posted
So you're gonna drop small hints but not actually spill the beans? :rolleyes::dunno: Guess I'll have to go and scout around for 'gentlemanly' cars then?

It's not a Mini Cooper is it? :angry:;):whistle:

nononon

Much better than that.

Posted
He has my sympathy... :(

He'd also like a wash, but his cruel owner is a lazy lazy man and the Bulgarian car washers don't work when it's raining.

I wish I didn't have to work when it's raining.

I wonder if they can afford to eat when it's raining.

Hmmm.

Posted
He'd also like a wash, but his cruel owner is a lazy lazy man and the Bulgarian car washers don't work when it's raining.

I wish I didn't have to work when it's raining.

I wonder if they can afford to eat when it's raining.

Hmmm.

So. In short...

Rain is bad?

Posted
So. In short...

Rain is bad?

Well - my car does look a bit cleaner now it's rained.

But yeah - rain is bad. Especially as I've been insuring a LOT of residential property in Sheffield recently.

Posted
Well - my car does look a bit cleaner now it's rained.

But yeah - rain is bad. Especially as I've been insuring a LOT of residential property in Sheffield recently.

Just deny it all happened, and claim they're making it all up. Was only a spot of light drizzle anyway.

Problem Solved.

Posted
That is dead smart.

Indeed.

Unfortunatley I will be what TLC once described as a "Scrub" as I will be hanging out of the passenger side of my best friends ride, trying to holler at....someone :D

Posted
Indeed.

Unfortunatley I will be what TLC once described as a "Scrub" as I will be hanging out of the passenger side of my best friends ride, trying to holler at....someone :D

Keep your bloody noise down. Kids today, :rolleyes: .....

Posted

If this doesn't win a pimp-off I don't know what will

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Let me tell you more:

i) That's Rose wine from a Powerade bottle, classy

ii) Paul Merson wore that hat and told me I had a big head

BAM

Posted

If this doesn't win a pimp-off I don't know what will

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Let me tell you more:

i) That's Rose wine from a Powerade bottle, classy

ii) Paul Merson wore that hat and told me I had a big head

BAM

However it appears that your ho is ginger mr pimp. Not good.

Posted
But if they're all ginger, this somewhat negates from the bountiness of your bountiful.

The array of hair colours is like a rainbow.

Check out the latest edition to my ho roster.

mejoelandmersonhg4.jpg

Posted

The array of hair colours is like a rainbow.

Check out the latest edition to my ho roster.

mejoelandmersonhg4.jpg

Intresting..... it seems Merson can't actually wait to get away from you.

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