The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 I'd prefer an office politics thread. How are you maneouvering yourself in to a pay rise? What's your boss playing at? Have the hots for your secretary? Who's having sex in the toilets? And why?
Lord Nibblington Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 I'd prefer an office politics thread.How are you maneouvering yourself in to a pay rise? What's your boss playing at? Have the hots for your secretary? Who's having sex in the toilets? And why? I'm sure the last three points can all be roled into one point.
Daggers Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 When I worked for Carbide we had the lushest of secretaries. Not only was she gorgeous but she wore microskirts and no knickers...and if I angled myself at the desk enough I got to spend most of the morning staring at her muff. Obviously, this was in the days before the interweb thing became widespread. Oooo I used to dream of her widespread.
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 Anyone ever had sex at work? Or at least at their workplace? I haven't. Had a great cup of tea this morning though - with biscuits and everything!!!!!!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 When I worked for Carbide we had the lushest of secretaries.Not only was she gorgeous but she wore microskirts and no knickers...and if I angled myself at the desk enough I got to spend most of the morning staring at her muff. Obviously, this was in the days before the interweb thing became widespread. Oooo I used to dream of her widespread. Could you erm... get me that file from the back of that bottom drawer.... Mmm. That's the badger.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Anyone ever had sex at work?Or at least at their workplace? I haven't. Had a great cup of tea this morning though - with biscuits and everything!!!!!!!!! No scone?
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 No scone? I do have a scone. I'm saving it for elevenses. That's right folks, I'm bring back elevenses (at 11 o'clock) (in a pithy fashion).
Lord Nibblington Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Hobnobi (3) A solid choice of biscuiti, if ever there was such a choice.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Elevensies? Excellent choice, I'm impressed. Has anyone tried those Nutrigrain Elevensies bars? I haven't.
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 Elevensies? Excellent choice, I'm impressed. Has anyone tried those Nutrigrain Elevensies bars? I haven't. No. But I can tell you now, they're disgusting, don't bother.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 No.But I can tell you now, they're disgusting, don't bother. Another dream shattered
Fez of Mahrez Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 I am setting up camp in this thread. Ooh matron.
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 I want an update on this scone. Eaten at 11 with a cup of tea. Seemed to have suffered somewhat from being 2 days past its best before date and having been kept under my desk instead of in a fridge. Stale and not very tasty. I'm not sure if I prefer the scone itself... or the concept of the scone. Ponder on.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Clotted cream is a must for me when I have a scone. Maybe that was the problem?
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 Clotted cream is a must for me when I have a scone. Maybe that was the problem? The problem was definitely that it was stale, mate! We should go down to Devon together and eat scones and drink tea and make inappropriate comments about women who walk past.
Lord Nibblington Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Can't you do that anywhere in the world? Or does it have to be Devon?
Alexikokopops Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 We could go to Cornwall. In Devon you're meant to put the cream on before the jam, and in Cornwall it's jam before the cream. Or maybe it's the other way round. Either way, as long as I can say "cheeky butt" to some ladies I'll be happy.
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 We could go to Cornwall. In Devon you're meant to put the cream on before the jam, and in Cornwall it's jam before the cream. Or maybe it's the other way round. Either way, as long as I can say "cheeky butt" to some ladies I'll be happy. Fez would be well up for this... or in fact 'all over this' as you hip types seem to say. Apart from the sconage or course (Fez has an irrational fear of scones since he lost his little finger on his left hand to a piranha disguised as a scone aged just six). (Until that age, he'd actually quite enjoyed scones!!!!)
Alexikokopops Posted 28 June 2007 Posted 28 June 2007 Fez would be well up for this... or in fact 'all over this' as you hip types seem to say.Apart from the sconage or course (Fez has an irrational fear of scones since he lost his little finger on his left hand to a piranha disguised as a scone aged just six). (Until that age, he'd actually quite enjoyed scones!!!!) I am remarkably hip. That sounds like an unfortunate incidence. A similar thing happened to me, except there were no scones or piranhas involved.
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2007 Author Posted 28 June 2007 I don't like scones. It's okay - I'll still come round Europe with you in the TVR
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