DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 I lived with a pot-smoking derelict who didn't pay for shit, his ugly missus, their kid who they couldn't look after if they tried, and some psycho Russian shiela whose gangster boyfriend came around tearing up the place, treatening to smash up my car because when he brought her groceries around he found her sleeping with another dude. Who he chased around the house with a knife.
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 16 July 2007 Author Posted 16 July 2007 well done - you win! I doubt it - I expect nothing less than some shockers!
Zingari Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 the stories i could tell you about living with this lot;
andyh1884 Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 My wife lived in a house in Bourneville where one of her housemates attacked another and his girlfriend with a baseball bat while they lay in bed. Apparently the nut-case had heard down the pub that the other lad had said something nasty about him. He got sent down for it.
Durnerz Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 My Ex lives in a shared house, one lad who lived there was a junkie and got glassed by someone after his stash right in the hallway. Some were just plain inconsiderate bastards, argueing till stupid o' clock, playing music loud, the worst of it though was the hygiene of some people, the bathrooms were often left in a mess and the kitchen was like salmonella central. We went to Ireland for a week and came back and the same dishes were there unwashed as when we'd left! I consider myself lazy at times but not to that extent! One lad got sick for around a week after he used one of his dishes he'd left on the side out for a few days gathering bacteria and ate out of it because he couldnt be arsed to wash it.
Daggers Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 Sharing with these two was a nightmare... ....but the Landlord and Landlady took the biscuit.
Master Fox Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 The cat once did a turd right next to me while I was eating breakfast
Lord Nibblington Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 I once lived with TPH. A many a tale I could tell. But I'm lazy. So I won't.
The People's Hero Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 I once lived with TPH.A many a tale I could tell. But I'm lazy. So I won't. :pinch:
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