lookwhaticando Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 There's tall... really tall... really very tall... And then there's the bloke who stands 8' 5" tall!
Guest Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Tall people are very selfish. Instead of looking down on people, they should be forced to donate some of their height to those who are vertically challenged.
Simi Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Tall people are very selfish. Instead of looking down on people, they should be forced to donate some of their height to those who are vertically challenged. Like Wee Dave?
Guest Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Like Wee Dave? I actually had myself in mind. That guy in the first post has enough height for the both of us, and could even have some spare for Levi Porter too.
Lamby Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Tall people are very selfish. Instead of looking down on people, they should be forced to donate some of their height to those who are vertically challenged. And me. Im nearly 17 and only 5'5
Simi Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 I actually had myself in mind. That guy in the first post has enough height for the both of us, and could even have some spare for Levi Porter too. I reckon you could get around 3 Wee Daves before you reached his hip head.
Guest Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 I might adopt Wee Dave and make him into my new pet monkey. I want to train my monkey to make me cups of tea, in return the monkey will get a little matching hat and waistcoat and a little house in the garden.
Simi Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 I might adopt Wee Dave and make him into my new pet monkey. I want to train my monkey to make me cups of tea, in return the monkey will get a little matching hat and waistcoat and a little house in the garden. There is more chance of that tall bloke giving you his legs than Wee Dave making you tea.
Guest Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 There is more chance of that tall bloke giving you his legs than Wee Dave making you tea. How ungrateful of him! Here's me offering the finest hattage one can find, and waistcoatage that any primate would be proud of, and he spurns the opportunity. I don't need Wee Dave, I'll find a proper monkey. Hah! That'll serve ya!
lildave3 Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 There is more chance of that tall bloke giving you his legs than Wee Dave making you tea. Darn tooting. And stop this wee dave nonsense
Lamby Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 How ungrateful of him! Here's me offering the finest hattage one can find, and waistcoatage that any primate would be proud of, and he spurns the opportunity. I don't need Wee Dave, I'll find a proper monkey. Hah! That'll serve ya! I'll be your little monkey (for a fee of course )
Guest Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 I'll be your little monkey (for a fee of course ) As well as the hat, waistcoat, and little house in the garden? You don't want much, do you!
Lamby Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 As well as the hat, waistcoat, and little house in the garden? You don't want much, do you! Those as well. Nope i dont
Alexikokopops Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 I might adopt Wee Dave and make him into my new pet monkey. I want to train my monkey to make me cups of tea, in return the monkey will get a little matching hat and waistcoat and a little house in the garden.
Alexikokopops Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Hang on a minute, why are we talking about his height?! Check out the other chap's shoes!! Fantastic (the small ones, not the big ones)
Flynny Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Is that the Ukrainian President with the massive guy? Edit: Oh there's a link. Ignore me.
Blue Bob Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Can he play basketball? Sign him up for the riders.
lookwhaticando Posted 8 August 2007 Author Posted 8 August 2007 I actually had myself in mind. That guy in the first post has enough height for the both of us, and could even have some spare for Levi Porter too. How tall are you, then? Is that the Ukrainian President with the massive guy?Edit: Oh there's a link. Ignore me. Yes it is. And will do. :thumbup:
Simi Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 How tall are you, then? Her avatar is actually herself, life size. So I heard.
TheBlinding Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 ...he could not afford proper shoes for his size 64 feet. :eek:
Guest Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 How tall are you, then? Her avatar is actually herself, life size.So I heard. This is true, I'm afraid. I operate this keyboard not with my fingers, but by skipping from key to key, and stomping with my tiny little feet.
lildave3 Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 This is true, I'm afraid. I operate this keyboard not with my fingers, but by skipping from key to key, and stomping with my tiny little feet. S'funny, I have recently hired a mouse to do the exact same thing.
Guest Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 S'funny, I have recently hired a mouse to do the exact same thing. Did you manage to get yourself a saddle for the little fella, and if so, can you let me know where to get one from?
lildave3 Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Did you manage to get yourself a saddle for the little fella, and if so, can you let me know where to get one from? Ebay is where it's at. £7.46, lovely white leather number it is.
Raj Posted 8 August 2007 Posted 8 August 2007 Never mind all this frivolous banter....i wanna know if he's all in proportion?? You know what i mean.......his ding a ling...the old boy.....his nudge nudge wink wink....
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