General Smuts Posted 15 March 2008 Share Posted 15 March 2008 Todays Lyrics are by the now defunct Larrikin Love. I'm the sixth queen I'm the wrong queenI've got mascara running through my bloodstreamI'm on the hot stepI've got a broken heartI want to be a cherry lipped little cheap tartThere's a boy with a monobrow and club footAnd his family own all his villages hutsSo I'll travelled to New YorkAnd sold my crotch for a dollar and a shortBut there's a symphony in my heartAnd I've lost all my moralsDown an alleyway, boot polish, sky gazeBloody murder, my life has moved in strangewaysI was the sixth queen from the startBut I cast all my moralsOn a tube train, boot polish, sky gazeBloody murder my life has moved in strangewaysI've got secrets trapped in my fishnetsI'm a coward man that works in an office blockI was a child who craved for a new worldI was a boy who yearned to be a cover girlI learnt the history, and read about the six queensI decided life should be about playing for the other teamI broke society wit a lipstick shotNow my life has grown for old to hotBut there's a symphony in my heartAnd I've lost all my moralsDown an alleyway, boot polish, sky gazeBloody murder, my life has moved in strangewaysI was the sixth queen from the startBut I cast all my moralsOn a tube train, boot polish, sky gazeBloody murder my life has moved in strangewaysBut theres a tragedy in my heartBut I've lost all my moralsDown an alleyway, boot polish, sky gazeBloody murder, my life has moved in strangewaysI was the sixth queen from the startBut I cast all my moralsOn a tube train, boot polish, sky gazeBloody murder my life has moved in strangeways More to follow. (Normally it wont be a whole song but select lyrics) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 16 March 2008 Author Share Posted 16 March 2008 Todays lyrical master geniousry from mr P Doherty Esq. From 'Boys In The Band' You're talking like your handy in a fight You talk about it every nightBut I've never seen your flowers,in the barrel of a gunAll I've ever seen you do is runNot a rude boy you're the gentry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 16 March 2008 Share Posted 16 March 2008 Larrikin Love? Get off my forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 16 March 2008 Author Share Posted 16 March 2008 Larrikin Love? Get off my forum. I challenge you to a duel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 16 March 2008 Share Posted 16 March 2008 I challenge you to a duel... You're quite possibly the only person on this forum (LD3 aside) littler and skinnier than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillehamring Posted 16 March 2008 Share Posted 16 March 2008 Todays lyrical master geniousry from mr P Doherty Esq.From 'Boys In The Band' You're talking like your handy in a fight You talk about it every nightBut I've never seen your flowers,in the barrel of a gunAll I've ever seen you do is runNot a rude boy you're the gentry oh dear...very poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 17 March 2008 Author Share Posted 17 March 2008 You're quite possibly the only person on this forum (LD3 aside) littler and skinnier than me. Barely! My hair does make up most of my body mass though i spose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 17 March 2008 Author Share Posted 17 March 2008 Sooner rather than later i had to roll out my other facourite Lyricist, Stephen Morrissey. From There Is A Light That Never Goes Out And if a double-decker bus Crashes into usTo die by your sideIs such a heavenly way to dieAnd if a ten-ton truckKills the both of usTo die by your sideWell, the pleasure - the privilege is mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 Ramona, come closer, Shut softly your watery eyes. The pangs of your sadness Shall pass as your senses will rise. The flowers of the city Though breathlike, get deathlike at times. And there's no use in tryin' T' deal with the dyin', Though I cannot explain that in lines. Your cracked country lips, I still wish to kiss, As to be under the strength of your skin. Your magnetic movements Still capture the minutes I'm in. But it grieves my heart, love, To see you tryin' to be a part of A world that just don't exist. It's all just a dream, babe, A vacuum, a scheme, babe, That sucks you into feelin' like this. I can see that your head Has been twisted and fed By worthless foam from the mouth. I can tell you are torn Between stayin' and returnin' On back to the South. You've been fooled into thinking That the finishin' end is at hand. Yet there's no one to beat you, No one t' defeat you, 'Cept the thoughts of yourself feeling bad. I've heard you say many times That you're better 'n no one And no one is better 'n you. If you really believe that, You know you got Nothing to win and nothing to lose. From fixtures and forces and friends, Your sorrow does stem, That hype you and type you, Making you feel That you must be exactly like them. I'd forever talk to you, But soon my words, They would turn into a meaningless ring. For deep in my heart I know there is no help I can bring. Everything passes, Everything changes, Just do what you think you should do. And someday maybe, Who knows, baby, I'll come and be cryin' to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 17 March 2008 Author Share Posted 17 March 2008 Im sure this was LFF's Lyrics of the day ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 Im sure this was LFF's Lyrics of the day ... Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 17 March 2008 Share Posted 17 March 2008 Don't let the missus see that - I only did it the once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 18 March 2008 Author Share Posted 18 March 2008 Teacher? The mean older boys is picking on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 18 March 2008 Author Share Posted 18 March 2008 Anyway, ploughing onwards and upwards todays lyricses are by The Maccabees, Cradle me I'll cradle youI'll win your heartwith a twit twoopulling shapes just for your eyesso with toothpaste kisses and linesI'll be yours and you'll be mineLay with me, I'll lay with youwe'll do the things that lovers doput the stars into our eyesso with heart shaped bruisesand late night kissesdevine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Anyway, ploughing onwards and upwards todays lyricses are by The Maccabees, Cradle me I'll cradle youI'll win your heartwith a twit twoopulling shapes just for your eyesso with toothpaste kisses and linesI'll be yours and you'll be mineLay with me, I'll lay with youwe'll do the things that lovers doput the stars into our eyesso with heart shaped bruisesand late night kissesdevine Pass me a bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 18 March 2008 Author Share Posted 18 March 2008 Pass me a bucket Have a cup, as in 2girls1cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Have a cup, as in 2girls1cup. I don’t want know about your sordid sexual fantasies of girls rubbing faeces over you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Ermm.... I'm here for the gang-bang. When does it start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 "The gods will throw the dice/Their minds as cold as ice/And someone way down here/May or may not have to eat shit pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 18 March 2008 Author Share Posted 18 March 2008 "The gods will throw the dice/Their minds as cold as ice/And someone way down here/May or may not have to eat shit pie The snozberries taste like snozberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 5 April 2008 Author Share Posted 5 April 2008 You Look Like A Dancer Yeah You're Pretty Hardcore And That's Why I Love You More Than Any Girl In Town Mystery Jets - Crossword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 10 May 2008 Author Share Posted 10 May 2008 Another night out Another girl on the sceneTart with a heartYou know the kind I meanTell me why it is they all study artUnderage and overdressedI cant tell them apartThis one other 'ere's got a little something elseAll of daddy's money and she fancies herselfSays she's 21, shes probably 16Got a dirty mouthAt least her teeth are cleanJack from Tennese Makes me think that every girl I seeIs my cup of teaFit for a fortnightShe aint no good for meFit for a fortnightIts such a shallow sceneWell I've got the same phraseFor any of the boysWho line up girlsLike nothing for the choiceCome to the club girl, I'll get you on the listI'll get myself a new one when I get you on the pissThink we stand out from the cliqueThink we're ooh so uniqueBut the clothes that we wearAre getting mirrored everywhereIn the morning lightShe will realiseThat I'm not the kind of boy that she needsFit for a fortnightThats what she said to meFit for a fortnightIts such a shallow sceneTurns out that I'm not to her tasteHer fickleness was thrown back in my face14 days since we first metShe's stopped replying to my textsOnly fools fall in loveShe served up my heart on a plateShe said I passed myself by dayGuess it serves me rightFor all my reckless nightsCalm has come to take me out on a dateFit for a fortnightThats what she said to meFit for a fortnightIts such a shallow sceneTurns out that I'm not to her tasteHer fickleness was thrown back in my faceFit for a fortnightFit for a fortnightFit for a fortnightFit for a fortnightFit for a fortnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 10 May 2008 Author Share Posted 10 May 2008 They say I need some RogaineTo put in my hairWork it out at the gymTo fit my underwearOakley makes the shadesThat transform a toolYou'd hateFfor the kids to thinkThat you lost your coolI'mma do the thingsThat I wanna doI ain't got a thingTo prove to youI'll eat my candyWith the pork and beansExcuse my mannersIf I make a sceneI ain't gonna wearThe clothes that you likeI'm finally dandyWith the me insideOne look in the mirrorAnd I'm tickled pinkI don't give a hootAbout what you thinkEveryone likes to danceTo a happy song(Hey, hey)With a catchy chorus and beatSo they can sing along(Hey, hey)Timbaland knows the wayTo reach the top of the chartsMaybe if I work with himI can perfect the artI'mma do the thingsThat I wanna doI ain't got a thingTo prove to youI'll eat my candyWith the pork and beansExcuse my mannersIf I make a sceneI ain't gonna wearThe clothes that you likeI'm finally dandyWith the me insideOne look in the mirrorAnd I'm tickled pinkI don't give a hootAbout what you thinkNo I don't careI don't careI'mma do the thingsThat I wanna doI ain't got a thingTo prove to youI'll eat my candyWith the pork and beansExcuse my mannersIf I make a sceneI ain't gonna wearThe clothes that you likeI'm finally dandyWith the me insideOne look in the mirrorAnd I'm tickled pinkI don't give a hootAbout what you thinkTotally different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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