Katy Posted 22 March 2005 Share Posted 22 March 2005 Please add anymore you can think of Why, when I know I have finished my tea, do I then pick the cup back up to drink out of it again? Why does it always become worryingly overcast the second I put my washing out? Why do I always want the one I cant have? Why does my work either be sparse or exceptionally heavy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarby Posted 22 March 2005 Share Posted 22 March 2005 Why cant i be rich Why am i shite at sports Why - because y has a tail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Fan Posted 22 March 2005 Share Posted 22 March 2005 It's all because of Sod's Law....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4 Posted 22 March 2005 Share Posted 22 March 2005 im finding this board increasingly depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daniel Posted 22 March 2005 Share Posted 22 March 2005 Why isn't my eye sight perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collymore Posted 22 March 2005 Share Posted 22 March 2005 Why isn't my eye sight perfect 81923[/snapback] To much wanking and posting over 6000 times can't be good for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarby Posted 22 March 2005 Share Posted 22 March 2005 Why isn't my eye sight perfect 81923[/snapback] To much wanking and posting over 6000 times can't be good for them 81957[/snapback] im sure has lady friend will do the former for him but to have no perfect vision. I was going to join the RAF as a pilot then i had to have an eye test and didnt have 20/20 I could pilot a sea king if i wanted but i didnt want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmalcfc Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 When you're about to say something/do something, and you forget what it is, why do you go back to the place where you thought about it? Does it actually jog your memory? Why does the Ice-Cream Van come around when it's cold, and not when it's hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muz Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 When you're about to say something/do something, and you forget what it is, why do you go back to the place where you thought about it? Does it actually jog your memory?Why does the Ice-Cream Van come around when it's cold, and not when it's hot? 82056[/snapback] You have a wierd but wonderful mind Emma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomassi Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 Trying to say something in the heat of a moment but i come out with gibberish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 Why is it, when you're driving down a dual carriageway, and there are only two cars ahead of you, the car at the back decides to overtake the front one just as you are about to go past them both? Daniel - I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Lasik (laser eye surgery) will solve all your problems. I went from a -4 prescription in both eyes to better than 20:20 vision in less than 20 minutes!! Plus, with your age, you'd save loads in the long run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 Why is it, when you're driving down a dual carriageway, and there are only two cars ahead of you, the car at the back decides to overtake the front one just as you are about to go past them both? Daniel - I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Lasik (laser eye surgery) will solve all your problems. I went from a -4 prescription in both eyes to better than 20:20 vision in less than 20 minutes!! Plus, with your age, you'd save loads in the long run! 82071[/snapback] that, and why are certain dual carrageways 30 mph speed limit when theres no need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 Why is it, when you're driving down a dual carriageway, and there are only two cars ahead of you, the car at the back decides to overtake the front one just as you are about to go past them both? Daniel - I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Lasik (laser eye surgery) will solve all your problems. I went from a -4 prescription in both eyes to better than 20:20 vision in less than 20 minutes!! Plus, with your age, you'd save loads in the long run! 82071[/snapback] that, and why are certain dual carrageways 30 mph speed limit when theres no need! 82073[/snapback] 30mph speed limits on dual carriageways - who thought of that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 23 March 2005 Author Share Posted 23 March 2005 Why is it, when you're driving down a dual carriageway, and there are only two cars ahead of you, the car at the back decides to overtake the front one just as you are about to go past them both? Daniel - I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Lasik (laser eye surgery) will solve all your problems. I went from a -4 prescription in both eyes to better than 20:20 vision in less than 20 minutes!! Plus, with your age, you'd save loads in the long run! 82071[/snapback] that, and why are certain dual carrageways 30 mph speed limit when theres no need! 82073[/snapback] 30mph speed limits on dual carriageways - who thought of that one? 82075[/snapback] Mardy-arsed Council Officials with nowt better to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daniel Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 Why is it, when you're driving down a dual carriageway, and there are only two cars ahead of you, the car at the back decides to overtake the front one just as you are about to go past them both? Daniel - I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Lasik (laser eye surgery) will solve all your problems. I went from a -4 prescription in both eyes to better than 20:20 vision in less than 20 minutes!! Plus, with your age, you'd save loads in the long run! 82071[/snapback] You can't have laser surgery unless you have a stable perscription and I havn't. My eye sight gets worse every year, therefore I cant have it yet. I wish it was as easy as you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 Why is it, when you're driving down a dual carriageway, and there are only two cars ahead of you, the car at the back decides to overtake the front one just as you are about to go past them both? Daniel - I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Lasik (laser eye surgery) will solve all your problems. I went from a -4 prescription in both eyes to better than 20:20 vision in less than 20 minutes!! Plus, with your age, you'd save loads in the long run! 82071[/snapback] You can't have laser surgery unless you have a stable perscription and I havn't. My eye sight gets worse every year, therefore I cant have it yet. I wish it was as easy as you say. 82090[/snapback] That's a shame. My prescription has been stable since I was 14, and I only had it done a couple of years ago. I really wish I'd done it sooner as it has made a real difference, but I was too scared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4 Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 When you're about to say something/do something, and you forget what it is, why do you go back to the place where you thought about it? Does it actually jog your memory?Why does the Ice-Cream Van come around when it's cold, and not when it's hot? 82056[/snapback] 1. OF COURSE IT DOES 2. IF THEY WENT OUT WHEN IT WAS HOT ALL THE ICE CREAM WUD MELT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmalcfc Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 When you're about to say something/do something, and you forget what it is, why do you go back to the place where you thought about it? Does it actually jog your memory?Why does the Ice-Cream Van come around when it's cold, and not when it's hot? 82056[/snapback] 1. OF COURSE IT DOES 2. IF THEY WENT OUT WHEN IT WAS HOT ALL THE ICE CREAM WUD MELT 82092[/snapback] There's me thinking Ice-Cream Vans had freezers Also, when you're standing at a Fire Exit and they tell you to move because you're blocking the exit. I'm quite sure if there was a fire, I wouldn't stay standing there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 23 March 2005 Author Share Posted 23 March 2005 When you're about to say something/do something, and you forget what it is, why do you go back to the place where you thought about it? Does it actually jog your memory?Why does the Ice-Cream Van come around when it's cold, and not when it's hot? 82056[/snapback] 1. OF COURSE IT DOES 2. IF THEY WENT OUT WHEN IT WAS HOT ALL THE ICE CREAM WUD MELT 82092[/snapback] There's me thinking Ice-Cream Vans had freezers Also, when you're standing at a Fire Exit and they tell you to move because you're blocking the exit. I'm quite sure if there was a fire, I wouldn't stay standing there. 82177[/snapback] That has made me that has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 23 March 2005 Share Posted 23 March 2005 Why is it there is always a dilemma in my life , No matter what !?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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