How many pints.....

[Daggers]

Well im 8yrs old in now and ive just shagged a teddy bear so can you sign my autograph book plaese danny baker!

I ridicule you.

I ridicule you and tweak your mother's nipples.

[General Smuts]

I ridicule you.

I ridicule you and tweak your mother's nipples.

Id do the same but for the fact your already 50 and your mother would thus be 70,

[Daggers]

Id do the same but for the fact your already 50 and your mother would thus be 70,

...and therefore her breasts would be closer to the ground - enabling you to reach them after your two-pint-induced torpor.

*whip*

[Daggers]

82 posts - mother****ers!

82 posts, 82 pints, 82 times better than students.

In. your. face.

[General Smuts]

82 posts - mother****ers!

82 posts, 82 pints, 82 times better than students.

In. your. face.

I concede. I bow to your superior penis girth.

[General Smuts]

Archers peach snaaps tastes like aids.

Dont do it kiddies,

Its taken 3 shots of this bad boy to realise theis.

Now everyones fook off home.

Anyone wanna stay and drink with me

[Guest]

Archers peach snaaps tastes like aids.

Dont do it kiddies,

Its taken 3 shots of this bad boy to realise theis.

Now everyones fook off home.

Anyone wanna stay and drink with me

[AoWW]

Working my way through a bottle of Jim Beam.

It's gonna be a late night again.

[General Smuts]

Working my way through a bottle of Jim Beam.

It's gonna be a late night again.

JIM BEAM!

I LOVE YOU!

You know now im gonna have to start on that bad noy.

Total so far: 12 cans of strongow nad 6 bags of quavers.

[AoWW]

JIM BEAM!

I LOVE YOU!

You know now im gonna have to start on that bad noy.

Total so far: 12 cans of strongow nad 6 bags of quavers.

Oh dear, I didn't mean to be a bad influence!

[SamL]

Im upto 7 strongbows tonight and counting,

Bloody pro evo drinking,

Strongow.

Can't fault it.