Trav Le Bleu Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 I used to be really good at it. People would say, "Hey Trav, looking particularly ironic today!" to which I would reply, "That's a shame because I was trying to sound ironic today." Indeed irony used to be pretty much my raison d'etre, until some Canadian bint confused the issue. Reinforced by the relentless sprawl of American culture (sic!), your average callow youth no long know, or cares, what true irony is. I am thinking of casting a bronze plaque in memory of irony. I will go and nail it to the doors of Universal Studios... or, if I can make it big enough, over the Hollywood sign on the Hollywood Hills, thereby forcing the people* of California to rename their beloved landmark the Irony RIP Hills. I like it myself. I'm saving sarcasm for the Grand Canyon. * was gonna say good people, but that would be too ironic
Alexikokopops Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Ironically, a few months ago, I managed to accidentally break a glass door by opening it too hard in a rage. I was actually going outside to cool off so I wouldn't do something stupid like angrily break a window. Still, if that incident hadn't have happened I wouldn't have started going out with the missus. Every cloud...
The People's Hero Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Ironically, a few months ago, I managed to accidentally break a glass door by opening it too hard in a rage. I was actually going outside to cool off so I wouldn't do something stupid like angrily break a window.Still, if that incident hadn't have happened I wouldn't have started going out with the missus. Every cloud... That's iconic, that ironic.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Ironically, a few months ago, I managed to accidentally break a glass door by opening it too hard in a rage. I was actually going outside to cool off so I wouldn't do something stupid like angrily break a window.Still, if that incident hadn't have happened I wouldn't have started going out with the missus. Every cloud... That's brilliant. If that's how one finds true love I'm going to go and smash every window I see
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 July 2008 Author Posted 25 July 2008 That's brilliant. If that's how one finds true love I'm going to go and smash every window I see People who live in glass houses shouldn't find love
Guest Posted 25 July 2008 Posted 25 July 2008 You see, with me, it was lettuce. He threw it at me, I threw it back. Thus true love was found.
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