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Why don't birds fancy each other?

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Get your mind out of the gutter :P

I was just watching the birds in my garden and how the different types completely ignore each other and it made me wonder why don't they get it on with each other, dogs and cats do?

So why doesn't a Chaffinch

chaffinch_male_300_tcm9-139744.jpg

Fancy a Great Tit

Great-Tit-1.jpg

for example?

Posted
Prob for the same reason why we dont fancy chimps.

Speak for yourself :P

Posted

I fancied monkey Helena Bonham Carter more than normal Helena Bonham Carter.

I could be wrong, but I think your Chaffinch and Great Tit examples are both males. So that might answer the question

Posted
Get your mind out of the gutter :P

I was just watching the birds in my garden and how the different types completely ignore each other and it made me wonder why don't they get it on with each other, dogs and cats do?

So why doesn't a Chaffinch

chaffinch_male_300_tcm9-139744.jpg

Fancy a Great Tit

Great-Tit-1.jpg

for example?

I think I can help. Different birds actually evolved from completely different species, in your example for instance the Chaffinch is a decendant

of the central African mountain gorilla [monkeyus hugeus]. Whereas the great tit evolved from the south pacific Mackeral [fijius findus].

Now obviously, gorillas are rubbish swimmers, and Mackeral can't climb trees and hence there paths would never have crossed.

Hope this has been of assistance.

Posted
I fancied monkey Helena Bonham Carter more than normal Helena Bonham Carter.

I could be wrong, but I think your Chaffinch and Great Tit examples are both males. So that might answer the question

Not according to google that Great Tit is definitely female.

Posted
Well, I for one can see no penises.

I thought it was that big thing wrapped in a condom that looks like bark.

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I thought it was that big thing wrapped in a condom that looks like bark.

Dear God I hope not.

Peniii.

Lexxiiii.

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