Master Fox Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 This is slowly turning into a gay orgy, started off by MF with that picture of him raping me. (without consent) You'd better get used to it. And no, i'm lucky if i can hold it for more than 15 seconds.
The People's Hero Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 You'd better get used to it.And no, i'm lucky if i can hold it for more than 15 seconds. Exactly, premature for who?
Master Fox Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Ok Gays, Emos, Momos, Lomo's, Homo's.... I've got 21 seconds before i've got to go. I've got a disco to attend. I need to choose an outfit. I'm thinking Lomo shirt, with Emo trousers, and homo shoes. Exactly, premature for who? Everyone involved.
The People's Hero Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 You say that, but the timings always fine for me. When I'm done, I'm done. Right, well, this beer I brought in to work isn't going to drink itself.
General Smuts Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Have they said anything about your hair at Nissan? And have you got a company car yet? Ive been ripped all morning for complaining about the headsets messing it up. So now im picking it up like a normal person would. Ive tried the Bill Bailey 'Klingon motivational speaker/Wizard in a call centre' jokes and no one got them. Im not allowed a company car as im only here for a year. 14 months i can have one though! So its an hour and a half bus there and back everyday instead. Shitballs. Anyone with a car to sell for under 200 quid PM me please. In fact anyone who knows of any cars anywhere for less than 200 quid PM please.
Darkzzz_ Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Ok Gays, Emos, Momos, Lomo's, Homo's....I've got 21 seconds before i've got to go. I've got a disco to attend. I need to choose an outfit. I'm thinking Lomo shirt, with Emo trousers, and homo shoes. Everyone involved. Love It. I am sure it would be very appropriate for "Dave & MC Harvey's, 6 hour back to back set" Coool Man. It's gonna be banging. All joking aside, have a good night mate.
Master Fox Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 You say that, but the timings always fine for me.When I'm done, I'm done. Right, well, this beer I brought in to work isn't going to drink itself. You bring beer into work?? Man, why is my place so un-cool. Pass the pencil, it's time for some stabbing.
The People's Hero Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Ive been ripped all morning for complaining about the headsets messing it up. So now im picking it up like a normal person would.Ive tried the Bill Bailey 'Klingon motivational speaker/Wizard in a call centre' jokes and no one got them. Im not allowed a company car as im only here for a year. 14 months i can have one though! So its an hour and a half bus there and back everyday instead. Shitballs. Anyone with a car to sell for under 200 quid PM me please. In fact anyone who knows of any cars anywhere for less than 200 quid PM please. Public transport? You fu cking skank. Get a personal loan and get a car. Skank.
Master Fox Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Love It.I am sure it would be very appropriate for "Dave & MC Harvey's, 6 hour back to back set" Coool Man. It's gonna be banging. All joking aside, have a good night mate. Do you like Elivs? I don't. It's going to be rubbish. Bye guys. I'm off.
General Smuts Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Public transport?You fu cking skank. Get a personal loan and get a car. Skank. Who the fook would give me a loan? You joker.
Darkzzz_ Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Do you like Elivs? I don't. It's going to be rubbish.Bye guys. I'm off. Im Emo course I dont like Elvis.
The People's Hero Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Who the fook would give me a loan?You joker. Ocean Finance.
Darkzzz_ Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Ive been ripped all morning for complaining about the headsets messing it up. So now im picking it up like a normal person would.Ive tried the Bill Bailey 'Klingon motivational speaker/Wizard in a call centre' jokes and no one got them. Im not allowed a company car as im only here for a year. 14 months i can have one though! So its an hour and a half bus there and back everyday instead. Shitballs. Anyone with a car to sell for under 200 quid PM me please. In fact anyone who knows of any cars anywhere for less than 200 quid PM please. I may have found you a great deal but I must take some commission if you decide to go through with the deal. You know how it is. http://www.shop-com.co.uk/Maisto_1967_Ford...ml?sourceid=309
Tabou Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 I will loan you £200. @ 183.9% APR. 24 monthly payments at £24.09 with an £30 exit fee. If you don't pay me a big black man in a bird outfit will come and poke you in the bum bum. Deal?
coale39 Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Ive been ripped all morning for complaining about the headsets messing it up. So now im picking it up like a normal person would.Ive tried the Bill Bailey 'Klingon motivational speaker/Wizard in a call centre' jokes and no one got them. Im not allowed a company car as im only here for a year. 14 months i can have one though! So its an hour and a half bus there and back everyday instead. Shitballs. Anyone with a car to sell for under 200 quid PM me please. In fact anyone who knows of any cars anywhere for less than 200 quid PM please. Its around the 200 mark. http://search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/www/c...mp;max_mileage=
Tabou Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 I find this thread highly disturbing. Oh dear. You even SOUND emo now!
General Smuts Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Its around the 200 mark.http://search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/www/c...mp;max_mileage= Now were talking. Gareth, lend me 250 quid and take me to pick this up please. We won't need that big fella or the bum bum poking, ill buy you some guiness to smooth you over. Cushty?
Tabou Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 Sound? Now? It's ok , I forgive you. I got your Facespace add. I was like "Well check Lisa out wth a double barrelled surname. I want one. My surname is Love. Somethinggood can come of this.
General Smuts Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 It's ok , I forgive you. I got your Facespace add. I was like "Well check Lisa out wth a double barrelled surname. I want one. My surname is Love. Somethinggood can come of this. Whats love got to do with this? http://www.secondhand-cars.net/ Dave sell me a car!
Guest Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 It's ok , I forgive you. I got your Facespace add. I was like "Well check Lisa out wth a double barrelled surname. I want one. My surname is Love. Somethinggood can come of this. I'll let you into a secret - I want my maiden name back. You could have lots of fun with your name. PS. Remind me not to wear the wee tartan mini I picked up from the Vans Outlet store in Florida. I wouldn't want anyone thinking I was EMO. I just happened to like it.
General Smuts Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 71,000 miles, Alarm, Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS), Driver Airbag, Immobiliser, Passenger Airbag, Rear seat belts,Air Conditioning, Power-assisted Steering (PAS), Power Locks, Power Windows, Tilt Steering Wheel,AM/FM Stereo, CD Player, Tow bar,Selectable 4X4 Mode,This car comes with a A VERY LONG MOT & FULL SERVICE HISTORY.MOT-March 2009, 4 BRAND NEW TYRES with invoice to proof.I have invoices for over £1700 spent for the car.Drives perfect.The car is in Maidstone.£1695,£1695 ONO. £95 ono. Woolers - pick this up for me! EDIT: Just seen the bit before he says 95 quid ono. Cheeky bitch.
stez Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 It's ok , I forgive you. I got your Facespace add. I was like "Well check Lisa out wth a double barrelled surname. I want one. My surname is Love. Somethinggood can come of this. you need to enter a civil partnership with someone with the surname 'machine' mr g. machine-love, that sound wrong and dangerous at the same time, which is perfect, the chicks'll love it, cos i know that's why you want this new name.
Tabou Posted 15 August 2008 Posted 15 August 2008 you need to enter a civil partnership with someone with the surname 'machine' mr g. machine-love, that sound wrong and dangerous at the same time, which is perfect, the chicks'll love it, cos i know that's why you want this new name. But how did you knw my initial was G!
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