Daggers Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 I always wondered whether proper gays would see me as a bloke who's bum they'd like to put their cock in. That's the one bit I'm not too keen on - that's what makes me wonder whether being gay is the lifestyle choice for me. Maybe I should look into being a lesbian, I think I'd like scissoring.
Tabou Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 I always wondered whether proper gays would see me as a bloke who's bum they'd like to put their cock in. I'm not into bum love.
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 That's the one bit I'm not too keen on - that's what makes me wonder whether being gay is the lifestyle choice for me.Maybe I should look into being a lesbian, I think I'd like scissoring. I’d like to scissor. Would putting things into a lesbians bum make you a gay lesbian? I still can't work out if i'd rather be a 'giver' or a 'taker'
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 I'm not into bum love. Do you wank & suck then? I thought the bum was what it was all about?
Daggers Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 Do you wank & suck then? I thought the bum was what it was all about? You should have a daytime TV chatshow.
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 You should have a daytime TV chatshow. Would you be my Steve?
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Sorry lovers. Need something clearing up. If someone sent you a message with 'xoxo' at the end? How does this differentiate from the normal 'x' for a kiss? Ladies of text, and DB’11 of the board may be able to clear this up for me
Daggers Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 Would you be my Steve? Only if I get my own milk float, dressing room and a cupboard full of lycra. I look greeeat in lycra.
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Only if I get my own milk float, dressing room and a cupboard full of lycra.I look greeeat in lycra. Deal. But you have to wear a hat of my choice, and grow some facial hair.
Daggers Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 Deal. But you have to wear a hat of my choice, and grow some facial hair. I have my lucky pre-match facial hair on at the moment.
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 I have my lucky pre-match facial hair on at the moment. Really? Great. Are you wearing a shirt?
Katy Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Sorry lovers. Need something clearing up.If someone sent you a message with 'xoxo' at the end? How does this differentiate from the normal 'x' for a kiss? Ladies of text, and DB’11 of the board may be able to clear this up for me I'm no expert but I believe they are hugs AND kisses. Someone's lucky today
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 I'm no expert but I believe they are hugs AND kisses. Someone's lucky today Oh my. I'm in for a treat later.
The People's Hero Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Oh my. I'm in for a treat later. I reckon tonight's the night she swallows her pride and swallows your erm... well, cum, really.
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 I reckon tonight's the night she swallows her pride and swallows your erm... well, cum, really. We’re way past that now. You know the other day you mentioned my scat fetish, well, ermm that would kind of apply here.
The People's Hero Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 We’re way past that now. You know the other day you mentioned my scat fetish, well, ermm that would kind of apply here. Details?
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Details? I’d think you could probably use your imagination
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 That isn't attractive. Pfft! What do you know? I love blue shiny pants.
Tabou Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Pfft! What do you know? I love blue shiny pants. He's no Paul Walker.
Tabou Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Pics? Don't tell me you wouldn't smack that all on the floor.
lookwhaticando Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 ...by Hallmark. It's good to see that Hallmark are one of those lovely fluffy people-hugging corporations that doesn't discriminate even the slightest... ... the cards for homosexuals are just as fucking awful as the ones for everyone else.
Master Fox Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Don't tell me you wouldn't smack that all on the floor. I look like him a bit. Want to make out?
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