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Posted
So far it's me, tabou, Eamonn Holmes, Linda McCartney, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Lee Philpott and Lily (from down the road).

What about me and my HobNobs?

I'll provide HobNobs if you provide chocolate for them :thumbup:

Posted
That's given me an idea for a rhyming couplet. I'm gonna send it to Mike Skinner.

A buxom bird from Luxembourg.

Ask (by the Smiths) has the line "to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg". I sense plagiarism...

Posted

Does this cult give potential members sex and booze? if no then i'm not in!!

Posted
:unsure:

:whistle:

I'm glad your in Nussul, somebody needs to make the tea.

:rolleyes:

The bowman can do that. He's got the biccys as well.

Anyway, I want a leading role in this cult...where I can really come out in Luxembourg and carry this around in my boxers.

Posted
The bowman can do that. He's got the biccys as well.

Anyway, I want a leading role in this cult...where I can really come out in Luxembourg and carry this around in my boxers.

The fact that:-

a) You hve room in your boxers and

b) Your willing to put that 'down there'

Really concerns me Nussul.

:giggle:

Posted
The fact that:-

a) You hve room in your boxers and

b) Your willing to put that 'down there'

Really concerns me Nussul.

:giggle:

But I'll look hot and easy.

Like a knife through hot...errr 'butter'.

Posted
But I'll look hot and easy.

Like a knife through hot...errr 'butter'.

I like my men,

Like I like my coffee,

Hot Strong and sweet like toffeeeeeee. - Supersister.

I like my women, like I like my coffee

Ground up and in the freezer. -Tabou.

Posted
You can't cut through steel.

No, i didn't 'remove' my 'lovewand' and need a bionic replacement.

I'm just that hard. :whistle:

Are we talking about erections?

Im outtta here.

Posted

so what does this cult believe?

i want to know what i need to believe to join...

oh pants... you said we need to follow you without question..

:unsure:

ok! i'm in!

:banana:

but if any of the fellow members can explain into words the beliefs i am now believing i would be grateful!

:w00t:

i'm already starting to feel all twisted and brainwashed.... in fact i am going to STEAL a packet of chocolate hob-nobs right this minute!

TPH, you genious!

Posted
so what does this cult believe?

i want to know what i need to believe to join...

oh pants... you said we need to follow you without question..

:unsure:

ok! i'm in!

:banana:

but if any of the fellow members can explain into words the beliefs i am now believing i would be grateful!

:w00t:

i'm already starting to feel all twisted and brainwashed.... in fact i am going to STEAL a packet of chocolate hob-nobs right this minute!

TPH, you genious!

I believe we have found our first candidate for ceremonial slaughter.

Bring in the lamas.

Posted
so what does this cult believe?

i want to know what i need to believe to join...

oh pants... you said we need to follow you without question..

:unsure:

ok! i'm in!

:banana:

but if any of the fellow members can explain into words the beliefs i am now believing i would be grateful!

:w00t:

i'm already starting to feel all twisted and brainwashed.... in fact i am going to STEAL a packet of chocolate hob-nobs right this minute!

TPH, you genious!

Have you paid your biscuit tin money?

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