The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 I shall offer him the olive branch of peace. ...and then bitch about him when his back is turned.
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 I shall offer him the olive branch of peace....and then bitch about him when his back is turned. This sort of change of heart usually only happens after a spontaneous bout of sex. Is this the case? Should this be what this thread should REALLY be about?
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 A 'bout' of sex? You make it sound like a boxing match or something? I like to keep my sex non-violence. In fact, a lack of consciousness if generally involved on her part. Sh it. I can't feel a pulse.
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 A 'bout' of sex?You make it sound like a boxing match or something? I like to keep my sex non-violence. In fact, a lack of consciousness if generally involved on her part. Sh it. I can't feel a pulse. Pfft. Square.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 Pfft. Square. Right erm... this is awkward. You know what I said about sleeping with you if you bought me a mojito? I've changed my mind. It's off.
Zingari Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 a lot depends on how big and angry looking he is
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Right erm... this is awkward. You know what I said about sleeping with you if you bought me a mojito? I've changed my mind. It's off. But I've bought the Nazi SS uniform and everything? I have just realised that I get paid on Friday too. This could get dangerous.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 But I've bought the Nazi SS uniform and everything?I have just realised that I get paid on Friday too. This could get dangerous. Yeah and you could paid sh itloads. Mojitos all round. Now where did i put my sombrero. One week we should all go in Mexican garb with flags and all sorts for no reason. Then when Leicester start playing, act all confused and upset and leave the stadium. If anyone asks us about why we're in fancy dress, we'd just act offended. Ace. I worry about me sometimes.
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Yeah and you could paid sh itloads.Mojitos all round. Now where did i put my sombrero. One week we should all go in Mexican garb with flags and all sorts for no reason. Then when Leicester start playing, act all confused and upset and leave the stadium. If anyone asks us about why we're in fancy dress, we'd just act offended. Ace. I worry about me sometimes. Haha. Why do you worry about yourself? I have come to the conclusion that if the Authorities could see the shizzle that I thought in my head, (Minority Report), I would be arrested/sectioned/murdered. I have also just realised that my dilema as to what to wear this Saturday has begun. The boots will get a second airing, but what else?
AoWW Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Yeah and you could paid sh itloads.Mojitos all round. Now where did i put my sombrero. One week we should all go in Mexican garb with flags and all sorts for no reason. Then when Leicester start playing, act all confused and upset and leave the stadium. If anyone asks us about why we're in fancy dress, we'd just act offended. Ace. I worry about me sometimes. Have you not found some cuban heels yet?
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 No. Tabou refuses to buy me a pair. It's developed in to something of a stand off.
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 No. Tabou refuses to buy me a pair.It's developed in to something of a stand off. This being my 2,000th post, I am going to use it wisely. I will trade you some boots for some lovin'.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 Who said anything about Love. Oh you did, Love. G. Love.
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Who said anything about Love.Oh you did, Love. G. Love. Dr. Love G.Love Or my personal favourite: - "Guy Love". This is actually my brothers name.
AoWW Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 No. Tabou refuses to buy me a pair.It's developed in to something of a stand off. Oh, I see. I'll lend you some heels if your desperate.
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 Oh, I see. I'll lend you some heels if your desperate. Unless they're Cuban, no dice.
AoWW Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Unless their Cuban, no dice. Sadly they're not. And most unlike you Mr W!
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 Sadly they're not.And most unlike you Mr W! I'm suitably ashamed of myself.
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 I'm suitably ashamed of myself. What is going to be the drink of choice on the night?
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 What is going to be the drink of choice on the night? Spiced rum. Neat.
Dr The Singh Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Spiced rum. Neat. Drambiou or amereto and vodka mix!!
Tabou Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Drambiou or amereto and vodka mix!! In the spirit of James Bond week...Vodka and Martini. Until you realise they are about £6 each, and then guiness, and lots of it.
Dr The Singh Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 In the spirit of James Bond week...Vodka and Martini. Until you realise they are about £6 each, and then guiness, and lots of it. £6 alot for a drink, guiness it is!!
Master Fox Posted 30 October 2008 Posted 30 October 2008 Drambiou or amereto and vodka mix!! lah-di-dah.. I remember the days when you were satisfied with a bottle of white lightning
The People's Hero Posted 30 October 2008 Author Posted 30 October 2008 Tia Maria and Orange for the ladies. (tastes like orange smarties) I'll get on the gin and tonics when I get sick of beer. Then I'm going to be sick on Tabou's Cuban Heels.
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