hesapeepingtom Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 who prefers to fart in the bath and whom in the shower? i think sound is better in the shower sounds like a duck and i think smells a lot better too! when you fart in the bath you have to go under water to get full benifits! how do you see it? DISCUSS!
Tilley Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Well, that is fucking gross. & I never have a bath, just showers.
Craig Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Well, that is fucking gross. & I never have a bath, just showers. This
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Instant hero for starting this thread up. I am interested to hear from the females of FT. What goes through some peoples minds......
hesapeepingtom Posted 30 April 2009 Author Posted 30 April 2009 i think most men will have showers so they will boff into the shower stream! if you position your bum hole just at the right angle of the shower stream your fart can sound like 2 teradactyls arguing! most women will fart in the bath but they will never admitting smelling the water!
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 i think most men will have showers so they will boff into the shower stream! if you position your bum hole just at the right angle of the shower stream your fart can sound like 2 teradactyls arguing!most women will fart in the bath but they will never admitting smelling the water! HAAAAAAAAA I haven't laughed out loud at a post for ages. I am showing my childish side here, but love it!
Craig Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Instant hero for starting this thread up. I am interested to hear from the females of FT. What goes through some peoples minds...... Don't be ridiculous, women don't fart
Tilley Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Don't be ridiculous, women don't fart AgreeAgreeAgree. Women shouldn't fart.
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Don't be ridiculous, women don't fart I wish this was the case.
hesapeepingtom Posted 30 April 2009 Author Posted 30 April 2009 woman fart alright! theres a group on facebook i love farting in the bath i didnt join cause i prefer the shower,the bath always burns your bollix aswell! anyway most people who had commented were woman and they loved goofing in the bath and one even went a step further and followed through and pooed in the bath,i dont think terry nutkins would approve!
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 You are taking this to another level now. I never intended to have these mental images today. You have abused my brain. Bully.
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 lou is hovering. Oh no.... I am dreading this one. As long as it doesn't involve her and Kissa. Please.....
lou Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Lou is laughing............ and no women DONT fart....... if we did it would smell of roses
hairy Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Has anyone ever peed in the shower (as had a wee and not touch up underage children)?
Tilley Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Has anyone ever peed in the shower (as had a wee and not touch up underage children)? Thank God. You asked what I didn't want to.
billyfox1 Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Lou is laughing............ and no women DONT fart....... if we did it would smell of roses Do it in the bath then and save on Radox. Great way to beat the credit crunch
Wycombe Fox Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 I'm a shower farter. Can't beat that little vibration that passes from butt cheek to butt cheek as the fart air forces its way between the moist cheeks. Then timing the intake of breath as the stink cloud passes on its way to the ceiling-mounted extractor fan. Almost poetic really.
Darkzzz_ Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 Has anyone ever peed in the shower (as had a wee and not touch up underage children)? I have to be honest and say yes.
lou Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 I'm a shower farter. Can't beat that little vibration that passes from butt cheek to butt cheek as the fart air forces its way between the moist cheeks.Then timing the intake of breath as the stink cloud passes on its way to the ceiling-mounted extractor fan. Almost poetic really. There are some very sick puppies on this forum! Youve actually thought long and hard about this havent you?
Guest Bilo Posted 30 April 2009 Posted 30 April 2009 I'm a shower farter. Can't beat that little vibration that passes from butt cheek to butt cheek as the fart air forces its way between the moist cheeks.Then timing the intake of breath as the stink cloud passes on its way to the ceiling-mounted extractor fan. Almost poetic really. Post of the Year on the Thread of the Year. Farts in the bath are hilarious though, the deep rumble against the bottom of the bath followed by the bubbles rising to the top then bursting, creating a foul stench that can often leave one desperately trying to escape. Visually, bath farts win. However for acoustics shower farts win. Sounding like an angry Donald Duck, you cannot help but laugh at a shower fart.
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