General Smuts Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 My girlfriends Dad this morning.... It wasn't pleasant at all. Our room is right next to the bathroom, you could actually hear him groan with each bomb. I had to re-read that to check it said bomb and not bum. I have my worries about you.
Darkzzz_ Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I had to re-read that to check it said bomb and not bum.I have my worries about you. I can only put it down to me and you having similar thought patterns.
Guest Bilo Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I let one off in the shower this morning. Sounded like an angry T-Rex on helium. Nothing short of magnificent.
Darkzzz_ Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I let one off in the shower this morning. Sounded like an angry T-Rex on helium. Nothing short of magnificent. I would have loved to listen to Marc Bolan's ass sounds.
General Smuts Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I would have loved to listen to Marc Bolan's ass sounds. Have you not heard bang a gong? It's much of a muchness.
Darkzzz_ Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I fear for the normal amongst us after reading this thread.
Koke Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I fear for the normal amongst us after reading this thread. I fear for you. 33 posts in this thread alone, nearly twice of Bilo's who is at 17.
Darkzzz_ Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I fear for you. 33 posts in this thread alone, nearly twice of Bilo's who is at 17. How do you get those stats? What can I say, this thread is right up my street.
hesapeepingtom Posted 6 May 2009 Author Posted 6 May 2009 to the person that did an angry trump in the shower,did you purposfully position your arse into the shower stream so it made that noise? cause if you did thats just childish man por shame!
hesapeepingtom Posted 6 May 2009 Author Posted 6 May 2009 I wonder why...... cause shes a canadian lisa and cause 3000 miles is just enough that she doesnt have to smell my goofs i think i can reach iceland though
Guest Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 cause shes a canadian lisa and cause 3000 miles is just enough that she doesnt have to smell my goofs i think i can reach iceland though Anyone else, and I would have called them a liar, but with you, I actually believe you. Have you not aimed for Greenland yet?
lookwhaticando Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 I think we've found the root cause of global warming folks. Now get back to living your life like champions of eco-destruction, it's not our fault after all.
hesapeepingtom Posted 6 May 2009 Author Posted 6 May 2009 Anyone else, and I would have called them a liar, but with you, I actually believe you. Have you not aimed for Greenland yet? its true actually mrs lh i can only reach greenland if im in canada shame really it would help melt some ice in greenland! i dont fart really im just guessing what other guys do and they are all admitting that they are at one and at peace when they fart!what ever floats there boat
Guest Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 its true actually mrs lh i can only reach greenland if im in canada shame really it would help melt some ice in greenland! i dont fart really im just guessing what other guys do and they are all admitting that they are at one and at peace when they fart!what ever floats there boat You've never referred to my posh name before.
hesapeepingtom Posted 6 May 2009 Author Posted 6 May 2009 You've never referred to my posh name before. well its been a few years since we talked! ha!
the_bowman Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 Just a fart related joke... I braced myself, I tensed up and I let go. Then I produced a masterpiece, one of these loud, impressive and smelly arse rippers that you one day tell your grandchildren about. I felt very proud of myself until the doctor said "Heart... Mr Smith, I said I wanted to listen your heart." "Oh!"
Guest Posted 7 May 2009 Posted 7 May 2009 well its been a few years since we talked! ha! I thought you'd emigrated. Or something.
hesapeepingtom Posted 7 May 2009 Author Posted 7 May 2009 I thought you'd emigrated. Or something. oh you know who i am then! shiiiiit i didnt think id used this name on the official site! or was it just the thing about farts that gave it away? wo ist ken duddle? i remember when i framed him for sending farting links to everyone they were the days!
Guest Posted 7 May 2009 Posted 7 May 2009 oh you know who i am then! shiiiiit i didnt think id used this name on the official site! or was it just the thing about farts that gave it away? wo ist ken duddle? i remember when i framed him for sending farting links to everyone they were the days! Ha ha ha, I have my methods. Kenny D pops on here from time to time, usually when there's a beer festival in town. I do remember the farting link thing.
hesapeepingtom Posted 10 October 2014 Author Posted 10 October 2014 In honour of mcprussions bullying I decided to show him I know how to use the search button.et voila.
theessexfox Posted 10 October 2014 Posted 10 October 2014 I take it rep points didn't exist in these days?
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