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Smuts Factor 09

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Points are awarded for early 90s cheese, Smiths songs, videos with partial nudity, and obscure Nu Rave tracks from bands drenched in MDMA. Any entries featuring Muse, Incubus or the Spice Girls are automatically disqualified.

Everyone runs this ting but i have final say. I'm not running this for 12 weeks, we all know that so it's gonna be straight knockout head to head action. Should run for 4 or 5 weeks max. Many rules will be made up as we go along to make sure i don't get bored. Everything will be done in one thread except for voting to keep the controvesy brewing. Be prepared for decisions to be made in a drunken stupor. Any moaning will be punished by extreme bias and belittling.

Auditions are open for judge status as well as entrants. Lets Get It On!

I don't give a shit if you're in that other contest either, everyone's welcome to audition.

EDIT: Anyone who buys the Kevin Smith ticket i have for sale gets automatic passage to the final.

Guest Basildon Fox
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Hope this is shit enough. :thumbup:

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Plus points - partial nudity. Downside, the most annoying thing i've heard since i saw the Vengaboys Friday night.

Plus points - Pauline Fowler voicover. Downside, the most annoying thing i've heard since that last song.

Plus Points - The Smiths. Downside, it's not 'Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others'

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Points are awarded for early 90s cheese, Smiths songs, videos with partial nudity, and obscure Nu Rave tracks from bands drenched in MDMA. Any entries featuring Muse, Incubus or the Spice Girls are automatically disqualified.

I'm in with this classic

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We have our Danni 'Botox' Minnogue. Cos your ozzie.

Actually I'm not, but thats a scandal for later on ;)

Guest Basildon Fox
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That can't be real. That has to be a fast show sketch!

It is real, I saw it on Lifestyle late night videos in the early 90's (a channel from the early days of Sky). They also used to have a song called Hello with 2 naked women singing while water skiing. Quality song though I can not find a video to put that up otherwise that would be my first choice. :)

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