MPH Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Well i read this on the way to work on the bus and i couldn't resist giving it a thread of its own... Quality piece of journalism! CCTV released of bizarre 'bum smelling' shopperPolice have released bizarre CCTV footage of a man repeatedly creeping up behind a supermarket shelf-stacker – to smell his bottom. CCTV grabs showing a man performing a 'bizarre' sexual assualt on shop workers Officers are treating the incident as sexual assault and are appealing for help in tracking down the mystery man, who has struck at least twice at a Co-op store in Plymouth. The victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was shocked when he saw the surveillance tape. ‘I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange,’ he said. Bum Smelling shopper
Guest Mee-9 Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Flights are booked out of this country as we speak. I'm a wanted man.
skinnydipper Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 " the man police are looking for has been seen chasing sticks in the local park and answers to the name of Rex"
skinnydipper Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 [ :whistle:quote name=Michael The Work Geordie' date='Dec 21 2009, 10:25 AM' post='1538996] Everyone loves FInners more lets not lie. To be fair there has also been some bum sniffing on FT today
MPH Posted 21 December 2009 Author Posted 21 December 2009 [ :whistle:quote name=Michael The Work Geordie' date='Dec 21 2009, 10:25 AM' post='1538996]Everyone loves FInners more lets not lie. To be fair there has also been some bum sniffing on FT today then we have found the culprit!!
Bryn Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 I reckon that poor guy is just a midget, and the "victim" dropped one in his face. Poor midget.
coale39 Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Maybe hes a superhero who can sniff out illnesses people have then tell them. Maybe.
Guest Bilo Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 He'd regret coming near me after the curry I had last night.
MPH Posted 21 December 2009 Author Posted 21 December 2009 Maybe hes a superhero who can sniff out illnesses people have then tell them. Maybe. . you can imagine him in the superhero special skills line " awwww man! he got the cape. i wanted the cape... what do i get??.... WHAT?!?!?!"
coale39 Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Just heard this mans story going to be made into a $300 million hollywood blockbuster.
Daggers Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Explains why Ultra has been letting the City fall to rack and ruin recently. Will he get to keep his titles?
Fox You Forest Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Explains why Ultra has been letting the City fall to rack and ruin recently.Will he get to keep his titles? Commander in Queef?
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