FoxyPV Posted 4 May 2010 Posted 4 May 2010 Am currently fooking a massive LAD who joking around after having come on my tits a week or so ago tried to 'Simba' me but failed. LAD. This morning after giving him another cheeky handjob I take advantage of his catching his breath, stick my thumb in his jizz and wipe it across his forehead whispering 'Simba'. He was gutted, I thought it was banter. Emasculating female LAD
Fosse Boy Posted 4 May 2010 Author Posted 4 May 2010 Anything written by females on there is disgusting and should be removed. Did Floating Fox write that navy one? I have heard some stories...
Tommeh Posted 4 May 2010 Posted 4 May 2010 Paid for a weeks hotel in Malia, didn't sleep there once. LAD My girlfriend said she wanted to go to London for our anniversary. Knowing my team was playing away at Millwall that weekend, I obliged. Two birds one stone. LAD
Granno Posted 5 May 2010 Posted 5 May 2010 Paid for a weeks hotel in Malia, didn't sleep there once. LAD My girlfriend said she wanted to go to London for our anniversary. Knowing my team was playing away at Millwall that weekend, I obliged. Two birds one stone. LAD
Maybes Posted 5 May 2010 Posted 5 May 2010 "just deleted my ex from my facebook friends and her dickhead sister, kept the youngest sister as a friend though definately one for the future... Patient LAD " :laugh:
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 May 2010 Posted 5 May 2010 "just deleted my ex from my facebook friends and her dickhead sister, kept the youngest sister as a friend though definately one for the future... Patient LAD " :laugh: Made me laugh.
Simi Posted 6 May 2010 Posted 6 May 2010 Paid for a weeks hotel in Malia, didn't sleep there once. LAD My girlfriend said she wanted to go to London for our anniversary. Knowing my team was playing away at Millwall that weekend, I obliged. Two birds one stone. LAD I actually did something similar to go to Barnsley away 3 years ago, resulted in single LAD.
Tommeh Posted 6 May 2010 Posted 6 May 2010 I actually did something similar to go to Barnsley away 3 years ago, resulted in single LAD. my girlfriends family is desperate for me to go Thrope Park with on a "saturday soon" If it's the 22nd I'll follow the trend. FOXES.
Tilley Posted 6 May 2010 Posted 6 May 2010 The funniest bit of the website is imagining the state of the geek sat behind the computer screen making the stories up.
Kilworthfox Posted 6 May 2010 Posted 6 May 2010 After persuading a girl to come back to my flat, I proceeded to dress up in a suit with a curly haired wig. After entering and thrusting for a few minutes I proceeded to yell loudly as a signal for my mate in the next room: "How is it Chris?" "Its fooking unbelievable Jeff!" LAD My laptop wasn't working this morning so i wanked over the females running the marathon. LAD As I was cumming I shouted "MORTAL COMBAT", all my flatmates yelled back "FINISH HER". LAD When I was at Uni my mates and I used to play a game called "hide the Shit", fairly obviously it involved hiding a turd somewhere round the flat for your mates to find. One day we can home to find our fat mate sitting on our sofa with a massive grin on his face saying he had found the best hiding spot ever. we searched high and low for his steaming shit but couldn't find it anywhere. Two weeks later I'm buttering my toast when it starts turning from yellow to a nice brown colour. Turns out our mate had scooped out the butter tub, taken a crap inside and then placed the butter back on top. LAD
Unit Posted 7 May 2010 Posted 7 May 2010 Own up....come on, whodunnit? Using allocated exam leave to watch Leicester play away at Cardiff next week. LAD
Guest Bilo Posted 7 May 2010 Posted 7 May 2010 Topical one. David Dimbleby - 16 Hours non-stop on TV. Political LAD. I was doing my girlfriend doggy style when she farted. I just smiled, slapped her ass and said "Hush little one, you're next". LAD Me and my girlfriend got back drunk after a night out. couldn't get it up so just destroyed her with a banana instead. LAD
dandannieldanok Posted 13 May 2010 Posted 13 May 2010 "Yann Kermorgant- Massively important play off penalty shoot out-tries to dink it down the middle for the banter, misses costing his team 60Mill. Free Transfer LAD"
Floating Fox Posted 16 May 2010 Posted 16 May 2010 Somebody I know slept with Rudi Voller AND Rod Stewart at the same time. LAD. This is definately false. :laugh Anything written by females on there is disgusting and should be removed. Did Floating Fox write that navy one? I have heard some stories... Stories? Btw..this site is a FIND!
Wycombe Fox Posted 17 May 2010 Posted 17 May 2010 1985. Driving girlfriend to Alton Towers. BJ on the move. Crashed into the back of the car in front just at the crucial moment. Jizz everywhere. Tipped vanilla milkshake over the girlfriend to disguise the fact before the driver in front got to my car window after inspecting the damage to his back-end. Quick-thinking LAD
Guest Bilo Posted 17 May 2010 Posted 17 May 2010 A question in my Hydraulics exam - define "Hydraulic head" = getting a blow job underwater. Re-sits LAD Told my female boss to shut up and go make me a sandwich. Recently unemployed LAD Girlfriend offers me a 3-some with her mate. We run upstairs and I get naked in about 5 seconds. Turned out she was joking... Awkward.LAD Finally been banned by the girlfriend from using Alan Patridge quotes when coming. Back of the net. LAD
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