Wycombe Fox Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 Kriss Akabusi Sex Stories I've just found these and have got tears running down my face! Probably a bit too ripe to post the stories directly onto here. For anybody who's too young to have heard of Kriss Akabusi, check out Wikipedia
Guest Bilo Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 Some of the similes in that story had me crying with laughter! :laugh: I look forward to the Daily Sport presenting that little story as fact.
Alexikokopops Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 Some of the similes in that story had me crying with laughter! :laugh: I look forward to the Daily Sport presenting that little story as fact. If you look on Google there's a whole website. It's been around for a few years so there's been plenty of them to read.
Webbo Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 She was wearing a little black dress which he knew concealed a fantastic pair of tits and almost certainly a clunge so tight it shopped at Poundland.
Fox You Forest Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 Within the confines of his dungarees he could feel the old chap twitch like a Michael J Fox without the pills. :laugh: Quality.
Wycombe Fox Posted 16 July 2010 Author Posted 16 July 2010 In the distance he spotted that c**t Tanni Grey Thompson rolling over to the first tee with her electronic caddy in tow - it looked like a convoy of sh*t Transformers Am I going to hell for at this?
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 'Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.' Got that far and started crying.
Guest Mee-9 Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 She let the white tunic slip to the ground and unleash an epic pair of tits and a pussy with less hair than Lex Luthor. These are hilarious. http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=2364807742&ref=ts Theres loads more on that discussion part of the facebook page some are hilarious Off the Facebook group: Argos and Vorderman: Then in the corner of the room talking to Les Dennis he spotted her. Carol Vorderman. A milf with such skills she could produce a twinge in Busi’s member using only mathematics, vouls, and maturity. He lured her away by suggesting they go see his latest presentation on aepyornis. He had no idea what it meant but sounded like a spastic condition and knew she would go for it because it was 9 letters.
Guest ttfn Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 The stuff about John Regis is absolutely legendary.
Joe. Posted 16 July 2010 Posted 16 July 2010 His journey to Luton was relatively uneventful. At one point some idiot in a Vauxhall Nova flashed past him, and Busi caught sight of a bumper sticker that informed him he’d been “Nova-taken”. A black rage descended over Busi, and he slipped calmly from second to third gear, rapidly approaching 88 miles per hour. This wasn’t Back To The Future, but this chav bastard was gonna get spazzed up like Michael J Fox nonetheless. Pulling alongside the Nova, Busi gave his giant trunk a quick squeeze. Winding the window down Akabusi tossed the toss in front of the Nova. Hitting the jizz pool, it veered wildly off the road exploding into a ball of flame as it hit a tree. Super Nova, thought Akabusi, and laughed so hard he nearly shat.
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