StanSP Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 People who shit on eachother and in eachothers cracks for sex should be shot. Insane bastards. I can't believe it. Whatever happened to normal sex eh?
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Whatever happened to normal sex eh? YOU WHAT?
BoneDog Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Whatever happened to normal sex eh? I'm still in shock! Surely those games must be a made up joke and no-one really does it? "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny babes - do you fancy doing a big stinking shit in between my lettuce leaves?" If some bird said that to me I'd report her.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 I'm still in shock! Surely those games must be a made up joke and no-one really does it? "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny babes - do you fancy doing a big stinking shit in between my lettuce leaves?" If some bird said that to me I'd report her. Don't knock it til you've tried it sweet pea
BoneDog Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Don't knock it til you've tried it sweet pea Ok, I've decided to try the rusty walrus one. I've done a shit in a jimmy hat, tied the end up and put it in the freezer between the Birds Eye Potato Waffles and a tub of Carte D'or Vaniila. Not sure what I'm supposed to do next though!
Haydos Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Did you remember to put the lolly pop stick in it?
Mee Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 This conversation is getting gayer and gayer... Not if there's no eye contact
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Did you remember to put the lolly pop stick in it? This is important
Guest Mee-9 Posted 23 January 2011 Posted 23 January 2011 I blame the parents for the genes. We might be brothers, and look very similar. But I can assure Foxestalk, I do not have these Genes. How about a Gorilla? Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 Has anyone given the old dutch rudder a try in the last couple of days?
BoneDog Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 I gave myself one in my dirty overalls when I was all sweaty at work using the engineers crane with the old red and green up and down buttons. Bit slow and robotic but it was pretty erotic. Cleaning lady loved it.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 I gave myself one in my dirty overalls when I was all sweaty at work using the engineers crane with the old red and green up and down buttons. Bit slow and robotic but it was pretty erotic. Cleaning lady loved it. 10 Points for originalty
BoneDog Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 10 Points for originalty None of the lads were willing to help with the experiment so I had to use me noggin.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 None of the lads were willing to help with the experiment so I had to use me noggin. I'll let you in on a little bit of advice...if there not willing to help you with a dutch rudder there not ya mates
BoneDog Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 I'd call them w*nkers but in this case that would be inaccurate.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 Mates should always be there to give you a hand!
BoneDog Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 I have deleted their numbers off my phone. P rick-teases.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 26 January 2011 Posted 26 January 2011 Well played it needed to be done. It's actually a requirement in the armed forces to be able to dish out quality dutch rudders.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 1 April 2011 Posted 1 April 2011 Could do with one after the nite i've had who's game?
Mee Posted 1 April 2011 Posted 1 April 2011 Could do with one after the nite i've had who's game? Can i? Or are you bored of mine?
Jackirius Posted 1 April 2011 Posted 1 April 2011 Could do with one after the nite i've had who's game? You're a sick little puppy soccerroo
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 2 April 2011 Posted 2 April 2011 You're a sick little puppy soccerroo Indeed i am
FoxyPV Posted 2 April 2011 Posted 2 April 2011 Could do with one after the nite i've had who's game? How does it work over Skype? Surely that's just wanking in front of each other?
Guest Bilo Posted 2 April 2011 Posted 2 April 2011 You can't beat the Bronco Buster or the Spiderman.
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