General Smuts Posted 14 December 2011 Posted 14 December 2011 Foxestalk cordially invites you to the clash of the rap titans in Live Chat at 6:30pm on Friday 16th December. The king of the obscure 80's bands - isaidno takes on the camp charlatan of rap - General Smuts. If you miss the live rap battle in live chat the transcript will be available immediately after in a poll for everyone to vote on the winner. Know that I love you all and that if I get your votes I will cure aids. And release Levi Porter from Thracian's Frizl style dungeon in his basement. If a mod could sticky this (is that still a thing?) that would be marvellous. Cheers and thanks.
General Smuts Posted 14 December 2011 Author Posted 14 December 2011 BUMP - can a mod please pin this topic?
I am Rod Hull Posted 14 December 2011 Posted 14 December 2011 I thought you washed your hair on Fridays, Smuts ?
General Smuts Posted 15 December 2011 Author Posted 15 December 2011 That's just what I tell your mum so I get a night off.
BoneDog Posted 15 December 2011 Posted 15 December 2011 I want the winner to put their rap onto this beat and post on FT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn_Exwmkjg
Rincewind Posted 15 December 2011 Posted 15 December 2011 bit boring Something like this? Or does it need to be more nasty? General Smut, General Smut General Smut is a slut Lured young Ismaidno to his hut General Smut is a slut Flashed his wanger bared his butt General Smut is a slut. Has no shame does General Smut General Smut is a slut.
General Smuts Posted 15 December 2011 Author Posted 15 December 2011 Be prepared for dozens of new ways to tell someone youve shagged thier mum
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2011 Author Posted 16 December 2011 My balls are tingling with pre match excitement!
isaidno Posted 16 December 2011 Posted 16 December 2011 be prepared for lot's of mentions of your hair
I am Rod Hull Posted 16 December 2011 Posted 16 December 2011 isaidno Smutsy is a Gyppo,he's got long girly hair. He got voted off in week 1 , this contest isn't fair General Smuts We all expect the hair jokes cos its so long and lustrous But i'll have jokes about your mum and how I got a nut bust isaidno Karl's rapping is quite terrible, really is a joke. Smutsy is a crackhead, he's off his tits on coke General Smuts Its a car based rap battle final that has Nissan against Toyota Jessica Fletchers getting sick of all the murder getting wrote to her isaidno Smutsy's anorexic, his legs are like matchsticks. Did anyone mention this contests a fix General Smuts Your raps are stuck in the 80s cos they're a flock of seagulls My rhymes are down with the kids as if they're Gary Glitters balls. isaidno He's got girly hair , he's a bit of a poser. Smacked off his face like Frankie Cocozza General Smuts Sweatin to the oldies like your Richard Simmons tank top Limahl's biggest fan you think that Kajagoogoo still rock isaidno Smutsy's an arsonist, he likes to start fires. I've got more lyrics than chakademus and pliers General Smuts isaidno's so wrapped up in the 80s he's whack Rick Astley called he says he wants his decade back isaidno This guy stinks, he really smells fowl.Smuts is in love with Christopher Powell General Smuts Big fan of the Foxes Trust Matt's got love for the blues But real trust is getting a blow job from Armin Meiwes isaidno He's got no mates , he's a total loner. Ricky Sappleton gives smuts a boner General Smuts now for the jokes about family members Slipped a digit, past the knuckle and I fit in my whole fist While Im with you mum, your dads balls deep in Jesper Blomqvist isaidno His Celebrations are pathetic, the robot Ravanelli. His hair is really greasy, smuts is really smelly General Smuts My dicks an Xzibit like it'll pimp your ride Flip your mum around and make a mess in her behind isaidno He thinks about Chris Powell when he's banging his nan. Smuts is a fan of Duran Duran General Smuts I **** the police with a little bit of gold and a pager I AM the rap battle, isaidno's inside playing Batracer isaidno He loves himself an attention seeking git. His lyrics are crap, hie rapping is shit General Smuts This lines gross, but apologies to both your grandmothers They've been all over my junk like my balls were Jonas Brothers isaidno Karl's pug ugly , he's got a minging face. He likes's Swedish pop music, abba and ace of base General Smuts The all powerful Oz, rap battle creator, everybody call me Tyler To ensure theres not another you I never come while im inside her isaidno He went to see the vengaboys and knocked one of back stage. He reckons he supports Leicester, he suppports stevenage General Smuts thats a stretch Little willy cos your tiny in midfield like Barry Bannan Got your mother gagging on the nut butter from my lamb cannon isaidno With hair like Modric, he looks a right **** General Smuts Its winter outside its so cold that my ballsack has shrunken Your just a stepping stone like that hit from PJ and Duncan isaidno I'm running out of lyrics, this is gettin quite hard. Let's throw some insults, smuts is a retard.. General Smuts ive got plenty but could sense you were on your last legs Theres a rumour going round that you are down with the fellas While Duncan helps you out of your PJ's im just jealous isaidno Final one . Your rapping is criminal, your comitting a crime. Should you be up this late, it's past your bedtim General Smuts Ian Hollowhead chased the blues away like Gargamel and Papa Smurf Marc Almond drank a pint from your dick cos he loves the girth Tell Andy Gray and Richard Keys that Sian Massey I smashed it I'm the rap games ladies man, I eat more pussy than Alf did FIN! (I think I got all of it) I see Al`s done it
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2011 Author Posted 16 December 2011 Cheers babes. Shame the topic isn't public mind but cheers both BBQ and Al for their help. Good luck to isaidno.
General Smuts Posted 20 December 2011 Author Posted 20 December 2011 so who has won?!? In a literal sense isaidno won but we're all winners here. Especially me. And Alf.
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