sphericalfox Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 Inspired by Frank Skinner's 90's stand-up I thought we might have some funny so-and-so's who can come up with the funnies: The premise is the voice over for Bully's prize board: I'l start IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN one, you'll be grinning and a smirking with this ladies ginger mirkin IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN two, you'll be popular down the bingo with this walking stick/ pneumatic dildo You'll probably have got the gist.
Raw Dykes Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN three, you'll be permanently smug with this gold plated butt-plug.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN four, you'll be keeping the bench warm with this lifesize Steve Howard figure.
Raw Dykes Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN five, you'll feel like a serial rapist on parole, with this life-like blow up sex doll.
sphericalfox Posted 23 March 2012 Author Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN six, you'll never get dismissed when you're out on the piss, with this year's worth supply of rohypnol
HoustonFox Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN seven, you'll be in heaven with this life time's supply of King Power lady boy massage lotion
NeilyBoy Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN eight, you'll masturbate, with this deluxe portable fleshlight.
sphericalfox Posted 23 March 2012 Author Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN eight, you'll masturbate, with this deluxe portable fleshlight. You're missing a beat in there, excuse the pun
NeilyBoy Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 You're missing a beat in there, excuse the pun Cut me some slack - I only know the show exists thanks to one of those Dave style channels.
Guest Bilo Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN NINE, you'll be feeling more than fine when you and Tulisa get your mouths full with a sixty-nine.
sphericalfox Posted 23 March 2012 Author Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN ten, you'll have to shackle those cuffs to get your muff, with your own Fritzl cellar studio. (START FROM ONE AGAIN)
Raw Dykes Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN one, give your peni5 some bling with this diamond-encrusted c0ck ring
Raw Dykes Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN two, you'll be entertained for hours, when you fit this mini hidden camera in the women's showers. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN three, you'll turn your enemies into spaghetti, with this luxury 17" machete. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN four, you'll never get bored, of threatening your neighbours with this genuine samurai sword. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN five, you will believe the hype, when you're honking on this deluxe hand-made crackpipe. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN six, the mind boggles, thinking about what you'll see with these night vision goggles.
I am Rod Hull Posted 23 March 2012 Posted 23 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN seven, beef curtains.
sphericalfox Posted 26 March 2012 Author Posted 26 March 2012 IIIIIIIIINNNN eight, if you're murdering on the first date, then everything will be great, with this handy Wymsey's Guide to Hedgerows and Landfills
Trav Le Bleu Posted 26 March 2012 Posted 26 March 2012 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN one, don't sit down Hayley, it's Paul Gallagher!
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