Daggers Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Never managed to find out why it's interesting to do - but what the fvck is this monster? Not only would that put me off fishing but I'd never get into fresh water ever again!
Daggers Posted 24 March 2012 Author Posted 24 March 2012 I wouldn't like one of them to swim up my arse! Happens a lot with fish, does it?
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Happens a lot with fish, does it? not sure but Paul Merton used to say it quite a lot on HIGNFY
Daggers Posted 24 March 2012 Author Posted 24 March 2012 not sure but Paul Merton used to say it quite a lot on HIGNFY I stopped watching that when he became less funny than Ian Hislop. Still a reasonable watch I guess but I always forget it's on.
sphericalfox Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 There's a specific catfish of the amazon that swims up your urine stream. Once in the barbs on its gills prevent it from retreating. The inevitable consequence of getting one up your member makes me all a shudder.
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 There's a specific catfish of the amazon that swims up your urine stream. Once in the barbs on its gills prevent it from retreating. The inevitable consequence of getting one up your member makes me all a shudder. yes i've heard that . why don't the locals just take the precaution of not pissing into the river ? there's also a type of fish that lives in a tree
sphericalfox Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 yes i've heard that . why don't the locals just take the precaution of not pissing into the river ? there's also a type of fish that lives in a tree in answer to your both questions - yes, the locals piss in the trees edit i realise there was one one question and a statement - time to get more drinks on me, starting to sober up!
Webbo Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 There's a specific catfish of the amazon that swims up your urine stream. Once in the barbs on its gills prevent it from retreating. The inevitable consequence of getting one up your member makes me all a shudder. I remember a programme where Lenny Henry was camping in the Amazon, he had to piss through a tea strainer because of that.
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 I remember a programme where Lenny Henry was camping in the Amazon, he had to piss through a tea strainer because of that. I think they must use that feckin tea strainer in our works canteen , it always tastes like piss
I am Rod Hull Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 There's a specific catfish of the amazon that swims up your urine stream. Once in the barbs on its gills prevent it from retreating. The inevitable consequence of getting one up your member makes me all a shudder. Being all skin and ball bag, I can tie a knot with my foreskin, so i`d be ok. Are these fish the reason the Nazi`s did a runner to South America? to stop the foreskinless Jews from following them? Personally, I believe that this so called Urine fish was a myth started by MOSSAD, with the aim of concentrating stray Commandants into one corner of the world for easy elimination.
sphericalfox Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Here you go - Candiru I used to read a lot about dangerous aquatic species when I was young and this one scared me the most
Daggers Posted 24 March 2012 Author Posted 24 March 2012 Here you go - Candiru That's only 4" - I've had bigger than that up my arse. It's the ones the size of a man I don't fancy being penetrated or eaten by.
sphericalfox Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 That's only 4" - I've had bigger than that up my arse. It's the ones the size of a man I don't fancy being penetrated or eaten by. Suppose it's better than a human penetrating a fish. I'm sure there are lonely fishermen who've gone that far.
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Suppose it's better than a human penetrating a fish. I'm sure there are lonely fishermen who've gone that far. I’ve shagged a few old trouts in my time
speedwayson Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 daggers watch river monsters on itv he catches some serious shit what comes out of that amzon is bad shit man eating fish it make doing down the river very very tame
I am Rod Hull Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 I’ve shagged a few old trouts in my time Bloaters?
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Bloaters? Bloaters, grunters, chubs, lumpsuckers, pikeys , all sorts really
I am Rod Hull Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Bloaters, grunters, chubs, lumpsuckers, pikeys , all sorts really I was molested by a Ray when I was 5, he got 4 years....
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 I was molested by a Ray when I was 5, he got 4 years.... A few years behind barbs will do him good , it's the only plaice for him. We shouldn't spare the rod on that sort , we've too soft these dace
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Maybe a lick o’the cat would do him good , or better still a kick in the pollocks You do realise daggers will be annoyed with us for turning his thread into a carp pun fest ?
Leicfox Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 A few years behind barbs will do him good , it's the only plaice for him. We shouldn't spare the rod on that sort , we've too soft these dace
I am Rod Hull Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 Maybe a lick o’the cat would do him good , or better still a kick in the pollocks You do realise daggers will be annoyed with us for turning his thread into a carp pun fest ? He`ll winkle us out and krill us all....
Zingari Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 He`ll winkle us out and krill us all.... don't worry If he comes back pretend we were talking about football ok . Who do you think was better Steve Guppy or Geoff Salmons ?
I am Rod Hull Posted 24 March 2012 Posted 24 March 2012 I`v just had a PM from Webbo.... "You have exceeded your quota of fish gags for the day." EEC statute 8642553/254/2. ____________________________ Fookin Spaniards, nicking our jokes....
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