Guest afx Posted 11 July 2005 Posted 11 July 2005 well i beat up some old man, he went to hospital for about 2 months, skull injuries you see
Cat Burger Posted 11 July 2005 Posted 11 July 2005 well i beat up some old man, he went to hospital for about 2 months, skull injuries you see 136407[/snapback] Was he asking for it?
Hitesh Posted 11 July 2005 Posted 11 July 2005 Hmm...ok...that is bad. But if he was asking for it then fair enough, plus you dont think bout something before doing it when ur drunk. But still not much of an excuse really. Did you get charged or anything?
Random Burglar Posted 12 July 2005 Posted 12 July 2005 None, my Dads a copper, it wouldnt go down very well......
Cat Burger Posted 12 July 2005 Posted 12 July 2005 i've had just the one ride in a cop car 136827[/snapback] Convicted Sex offender...Stay away guys!
Deathside Posted 12 July 2005 Posted 12 July 2005 Wow - I must be priviledged then? - I've had stacks of rides curtesy of the old bill Only 1 led to a court appearance (At the time I was quite chuffed to have been convicted of being Drunk and Disorderly) My best (or worst) occasion happened in Guernsey when, after a night in the pub, I was forced to relieve myself in (what appeared to me to be) a doorway set well back from the road - The old bill arrived before I'd finished (shows I was desperate) When the kind policeman took the time to explain the situation to me, I managed to focus enough to see that he was right - The doorway was in fact the window of a crowded restaurant - The situation wasn't helped by the fact that I had been trying to write my name in urine on said window Towards the end of my time living in Jersey being arrested became a weekly occurance - The excuse was always a routine drugs search - Oddly enough I've not had a ride in a police car since I moved back to England - Maybe that says something about differing police ethics in Jersey & the UK
stez Posted 12 July 2005 Posted 12 July 2005 i've had just the one ride in a cop car 136827[/snapback] Convicted Sex offender...Stay away guys! 136947[/snapback] rumbled
Cobbo Posted 12 July 2005 Posted 12 July 2005 Wow - I must be priviledged then? - I've had stacks of rides curtesy of the old billOnly 1 led to a court appearance (At the time I was quite chuffed to have been convicted of being Drunk and Disorderly) My best (or worst) occasion happened in Guernsey when, after a night in the pub, I was forced to relieve myself in (what appeared to me to be) a doorway set well back from the road - The old bill arrived before I'd finished (shows I was desperate) When the kind policeman took the time to explain the situation to me, I managed to focus enough to see that he was right - The doorway was in fact the window of a crowded restaurant - The situation wasn't helped by the fact that I had been trying to write my name in urine on said window Towards the end of my time living in Jersey being arrested became a weekly occurance - The excuse was always a routine drugs search - Oddly enough I've not had a ride in a police car since I moved back to England - Maybe that says something about differing police ethics in Jersey & the UK 136985[/snapback] That is worth getting arrested for!
Guest Posted 13 July 2005 Posted 13 July 2005 My best (or worst) occasion happened in Guernsey when, after a night in the pub, I was forced to relieve myself in (what appeared to me to be) a doorway set well back from the road - The old bill arrived before I'd finished (shows I was desperate)When the kind policeman took the time to explain the situation to me, I managed to focus enough to see that he was right - The doorway was in fact the window of a crowded restaurant - The situation wasn't helped by the fact that I had been trying to write my name in urine on said window 136985[/snapback]
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