A Foxestalk Nativity Poem

[Rincewind]

Mary And Joe

There once was a couple

Names of Mary and Joe

5 Months off married bliss

And not one seed did Joe sow.

Then one day Mary sat Joe down

Said she had news to make him glad

A wonderful thing had happened

And he was to be a dad.

Joe looked at Mary

As if she had gone crazy

Woman how can this be

I’ve done nought to make a baby.

It was a miracle says Mary

Happened the other night

The Lord visited me and I saw Heaven

And the room was filled with light.

He said to me you are chosen

To have a virgin birth

The child shall be the son of God

The saviour of all Earth.

Now Joe was a simple man

But of Mary’s tale he was not sure

Do you think I was born Yesterday

Was it Daggers from next door?

My darling Joe I tell the Truth

This you must believe

You are the only one for me

Whom I would never deceive.

And Joe saw in Mar’s tears

That she was sincere

He said he would spread the word

And fill the world with cheer.

The world rejoiced and praised

When the baby boy was born

Gifts arrived daily by first class post

Gold, frankincense and perfume to be worn

Now Joe became a sadder man

Thoughts of Mary with another caused him pain

So he gathered up all the gold

And was never seen again.

[The Doctor]

Oh, I thought by foxestalk you meant a christmas poem referencing loads of posters, like L444ry's hitler video...

[Rincewind]

Last minute title change. Wrote earlier and was supposed to be at the Y for the monthly Word event. Got there and found it cancelled. Strange ast does well and its never happened before. Changed a name from John to Daggers just for this thread.

[I am Rod Hull]

Oh, I thought by foxestalk you meant a christmas poem referencing loads of posters, like L444ry's hitler video...

Brilliant

Cheers Al, not seen that before.

[Rincewind]

As it's Christmas Eve Bump and updated.

Lisa And Matt

There once was a couple

Names of Lisa and Matt

5 Months off married bliss

And not one seed did Matt splash

Then one day Lisa sat Matt down

Said she had news to make him glad

A wonderful thing had happened

And he was to be a dad.

Matt looked at Lisa

As if she had gone crazy

Woman how can this be

I’ve done nought to make a baby.

It was a miracle says Lisa

Happened the other night

The Lord visited me and I saw Heaven

And the room was filled with light.

He said to me you are chosen

To have a virgin birth

The child shall be the son of God

The saviour of all Earth.

Now Matt was a simple man

But of Lisa's tale he was not sure

Do you think I was born Yesterday

Was it Daggers from next door?

My darling Matt I tell the truth

This you must believe

You are the only one for me

Whom I would never deceive.

And Matt saw in Lisa’s tears

That she was sincere

He said he would spread the word

And fill the world with cheer.

The world rejoiced and praised

When the baby Bernie was born

Gifts arrived daily by first class post

Gold, frankincense and perfume to be worn

Now Matt became a sadder man

Thoughts of Lisa with another caused him pain

So he gathered up all the gold

And was never seen again.

[Dr The Singh]

Lisa will love that!!!

there's no bhangra, or no parlty, i'm sbit disapointed

[lavrentis]

Do you still have Burger Love?

Fantastic that was.

[Dr The Singh]

Do you still have Burger Love?

Fantastic that was.

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Yeeeeeahhhh :xmasblink:

[lavrentis]

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Yeeeeeahhhh :xmasblink:

[Rincewind]

This one?

Do you still have Burger Love?

Fantastic that was.

Burger Love

her quarter-pounder eyes

edged with charcoal

coaxed me inside.

her round succulent body

i savoured hungrily,

as from table to table she rolled.

a small gherkin green nose

sat on lips of tomato sauce

surrounded by a cheesy smile.

as my fingers touched

i knew it was

burger love.