sphericalfox Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Haha to be honest it has crossed my mind, she wears me out and after a morning session that normally only finishes for lunch, then being Spanish she insists on a siesta with a wicked glint in her eye, they are not all sleeping at that time By the time we actually go to bed I just want to sleep. I am permanently knackered. Now that ladies and gentlemen is a humblebrag I think you told everyone to stop being British about sex, yet your bird is Spanish? interesting...
Captain... Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 I think this is all pub talk from you I've read some previous posts and it looks to me like you want to write the male version of 50 shades. Seriously low point to brag about your sex life to a bunch of strangers, and if you are at it like rabbits then how do you have a chance to write novels on here about it. Strange one Haha, whatever, I'm not saying anything to big myself up, nobody on here knows me, and nobody cares, I have the time to write 'novels' on here because I post most of this on my phone and do it whilst sitting on the train, or while I'm working. I'm just sharing my experiences and trying to enlighten those that are stuck in a rut and really not getting the most out of sex, because that used to be me. Seriously I was crap at sex, doing all these things that other people are saying they do, imagining boring things, one time I had a scab on my foot and I used to poke it with my other foot as a delaying tactic. And the truth is it is all mental, and sex can be so much better if couples just talked about it openly, rather than be embarrassed by it. This may not apply to you, I don't know, but I have no intention of writing anything like 50 shades of shit, I'm more of a Dr Kinsey fan.
Captain... Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 I think you told everyone to stop being British about sex, yet your bird is Spanish? interesting... Well she's helped me stop being so British, and I would recommend trying a foreign dish every now and again, although my previous Spanish girlfriend was more repressed than any British girl I've been with, so it is not a guarantee.
Captain... Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 He didn't say the sex lasted long: just that it was frequent Oh it lasts a long time, longest was probably over 3 hours until we finally collapsed in a sweaty heap of mutual orgasm, normally my second, and I lose count of hers, I don't really know how to count them from the little ones to the big body tremblers, do they all have the same value? That is the exception rather than the rule but normally we take our time and regularly pass the hour.
BoneDog Posted 4 February 2013 Author Posted 4 February 2013 Oh it lasts a long time, longest was probably over 3 hours until we finally collapsed in a sweaty heap of mutual orgasm, normally my second, and I lose count of hers, I don't really know how to count them from the little ones to the big body tremblers, do they all have the same value?
Captain... Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 You start a thread on sex, you gotta expect that someone is going to talk about sex, you don't like get the fvck off my thread I'm taking over. Or was that actually your new delaying tactic?
BoneDog Posted 4 February 2013 Author Posted 4 February 2013 You start a thread on sex, you gotta expect that someone is going to talk about sex, you don't like get the fvck off my thread I'm taking over. Or was that actually your new delaying tactic? Carry on. I think more people should be telling erotic stories! Was hoping to hear a couple from Webbo tbh
FoxyPV Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Oh it lasts a long time, longest was probably over 3 hours until we finally collapsed in a sweaty heap of mutual orgasm, normally my second, and I lose count of hers, I don't really know how to count them from the little ones to the big body tremblers, do they all have the same value? That is the exception rather than the rule but normally we take our time and regularly pass the hour. You've completely missed the jest in that comment. If you want this sex life to continue, don't have kids.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Carry on. I think more people should be telling erotic stories! Was hoping to hear a couple from Webbo tbh Thoughts on discussing cleavland steamers?
Captain... Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 You've completely missed the jest in that comment. If you want this sex life to continue, don't have kids. I knew you had your tongue in your cheek, but I thought I would clarify, As for your second point, don't worry I prefer to have more experienced ladies now.
Captain... Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Thoughts on discussing cleavland steamers? This is about improving people's sex lives, not putting them off sex forever, but if you think it will help tell all...
BoneDog Posted 4 February 2013 Author Posted 4 February 2013 Thoughts on discussing cleavland steamers? Never heard of them. Cleavland Steamer doesn't sound too appealing from the name
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