cambridgefox Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Many men make the mistake of trying to hold back from coming . The best thing to do is the opposite and try to blow out like you're trying to piss. this will actually stop you from coming. ( you may let out a big fart doing this , but that's the chance you have to take ) Aaahh,trying to piss afterwards is an art form also,trying to is hard enough as it is straight after and then controlling the double jet is a mare.
cambridgefox Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 And her windy flaps. WARNING: This technique is for pros only - only to be used in the direst of circumstances. fook me Nigel Clough has grown his hair a lot.
AyewJoking Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 After this "love explosion" its really a matter of how long you can keep pumping away until your little man goes limp. I can go a good 15 seconds which rounds the whole shebang of at a respectable 3 minutes.
Soar Fox Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Bit of cocaine on the end of it. Last for ages.
Webbo Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Bit of cocaine on the end of it. Last for ages. I only drug I need in the bedroom is Rohypnol.
Guest ttfn Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 I have tried this technique, normally I think of work, or football, but then I think why am I trying to think of something else when I am supposed to be enjoying this. I have been known to finish surprisingly quickly on occasion, but that normally happens when I'm trying not to and you get stuck in that cycle, of thinking about it and the pressure builds and I can't stop even if I am thinking of john major and they I realise of just cum while thinking of john major and start to question my sexuality. So how do I now stop it happening? simple, I take the pressure off, how do I do that? Well I first realised the cause when I hadn't seen my missus for a while and was suffering from serious blue balls, so I said honey, I'm hornier than a dog on heat and I'm not going last long, you're probably not going to enjoy it, I'll make it up to you later, she said no worries, knock yourself out, so I just piled into her, no foreplay no expectation and for the first time we finished together. So stop thinking about, and worrying about her. Second tip is learn how to give great head, you give her a full on multiple body shuddering orgasm with your tongue, and or fingers then she really won't care how long you take if you stick it in just after, again takes all the pressure off. The third technique is not to think of something else, if you are not going to think about it while you do it, then you are not really going to enjoy it as much, and probably not do it that well. So think about her, focus on her, look into her eyes and think about how important she is to you and how much you love her or how sexy she is, or what her name is, try and synchronise your bodies and your breathing, once you are synchronised you stand a much greater chance of finishing at the same time. The final bit of advice is practice practice practice, try any every and all positions, and all and any techniques, learn to read her body react to it, and enjoy it. Don't think of other things otherwise you might as well be having a wank. This whole post had me on hysterics. The John Major comment was disturbingly relatable.
Vlad the Fox Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 I have a problem with premature ejaculation. Can anyone offer the mrs advice on how to last longer.
Jordan Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 I have tried this technique, normally I think of work, or football, but then I think why am I trying to think of something else when I am supposed to be enjoying this. I have been known to finish surprisingly quickly on occasion, but that normally happens when I'm trying not to and you get stuck in that cycle, of thinking about it and the pressure builds and I can't stop even if I am thinking of john major and they I realise of just cum while thinking of john major and start to question my sexuality. So how do I now stop it happening? simple, I take the pressure off, how do I do that? Well I first realised the cause when I hadn't seen my missus for a while and was suffering from serious blue balls, so I said honey, I'm hornier than a dog on heat and I'm not going last long, you're probably not going to enjoy it, I'll make it up to you later, she said no worries, knock yourself out, so I just piled into her, no foreplay no expectation and for the first time we finished together. So stop thinking about, and worrying about her. Second tip is learn how to give great head, you give her a full on multiple body shuddering orgasm with your tongue, and or fingers then she really won't care how long you take if you stick it in just after, again takes all the pressure off. The third technique is not to think of something else, if you are not going to think about it while you do it, then you are not really going to enjoy it as much, and probably not do it that well. So think about her, focus on her, look into her eyes and think about how important she is to you and how much you love her or how sexy she is, or what her name is, try and synchronise your bodies and your breathing, once you are synchronised you stand a much greater chance of finishing at the same time. The final bit of advice is practice practice practice, try any every and all positions, and all and any techniques, learn to read her body react to it, and enjoy it. Don't think of other things otherwise you might as well be having a wank. This all sounds well and good, but I'm afraid this is too much work for someone on my not-quite-Barry-White level.
Captain... Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 This all sounds well and good, but I'm afraid this is too much work for someone on my not-quite-Barry-White level. You get out what you put in, sex is fantastic but it is like anything you need to practice and try new things to improve otherwise it gets boring, predictable and stale. If you imagine a woman is like musical instrument, there is one thing knowing what buttons to press to make a sound, it is a completely different matter getting a decent tune out of it. I have been with my current missus for nearly 6 months now, I know it is not a massive length of time, and it may not be the same after a few years together, but she has really changed my views on sex. I've managed to break out of the typical English mentality of sex being a bit dirty, not something you talk about, lights off under the covers, and try not to make too much noise. We don't do anything unusual, no whips and chains, the big difference is she is very open about it and we talk about it, what we are doing, what we are going to do, what we have done, and how to improve. It may sound a bit clinical or unromantic, and like something you would do at work, but it really helps it makes everything feel so natural and comfortable, rather than dirty or sordid.
FoxyPV Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 You get out what you put in, sex is fantastic but it is like anything you need to practice and try new things to improve otherwise it gets boring, predictable and stale. If you imagine a woman is like musical instrument, there is one thing knowing what buttons to press to make a sound, it is a completely different matter getting a decent tune out of it. I have been with my current missus for nearly 6 months now, I know it is not a massive length of time, and it may not be the same after a few years together, but she has really changed my views on sex. I've managed to break out of the typical English mentality of sex being a bit dirty, not something you talk about, lights off under the covers, and try not to make too much noise. We don't do anything unusual, no whips and chains, the big difference is she is very open about it and we talk about it, what we are doing, what we are going to do, what we have done, and how to improve. It may sound a bit clinical or unromantic, and like something you would do at work, but it really helps it makes everything feel so natural and comfortable, rather than dirty or sordid. When has sex ever been like this?
Guest BlueBrett Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Am I missing something? Cumming is the best bit..why would you want to stop it?
AoWW Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Am I missing something? Cumming is the best bit..why would you want to stop it? A partner? We're not talking about a wank.
pSinatra Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 the quicker............the bigger the compliment
FoxyPV Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 A partner? We're not talking about a wank. Mutual masturbation?
Jordan Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 When has sex ever been like this? Just let Captain Shrapnel keep writing. The man is in the zone right now.
Captain... Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 When has sex ever been like this? For some people always, and it is normally those that do think that way that find they have a hair trigger, I'm guessing from that comment you aren't someone who thinks like that.
Captain... Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Just let Captain Shrapnel keep writing. The man is in the zone right now. Haha, like I said I have a whole new perspective on sex since meeting this girl, and it is fantastic, I mean truly amazing, and if my advice can help anyone else experience it I'm happy to share.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 For some people always, and it is normally those that do think that way that find they have a hair trigger, I'm guessing from that comment you aren't someone who thinks like that. Anyone who does just needs to have more sex and fewer frantic wanks. Either that or start going for fatties with more shall we say 'capacious' vaginas.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 i normally knock one out before i get on the job Donkeypunch? That's mean
Dr The Singh Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Never has happened, all of the women i have been with have been 100% satisfied, i'm so good, i can come at will!!
Captain... Posted 3 February 2013 Posted 3 February 2013 Never has happened, all of the women i have been with have been 100% satisfied, i'm so good, i can come at will!! And how does Will feel about this?
BoneDog Posted 3 February 2013 Author Posted 3 February 2013 It's a good time for the best movie love scene ever. So flipping erotic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJl_eHSR484
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