Matt Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 Roo's Coleen 'pregnant'WAYNE Rooney’s fiancée Coleen McLoughlin is reported to be pregnant. The Manchester United star, 19, is said to be “delighted and really excitedâ€Â. Coleen, also 19, is eight weeks pregnant, says Reveal magazine  meaning the child was conceived while the couple holidayed in Barbados in June. And... COLEEN’S photo collection  including snaps of England stars skinny-dipping at Michael Owen’s wedding  have gone missing, it was claimed last night. It is feared the snaps were swiped from a photo processing shop in Liverpool.
Muz Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 Lets hope the baby gets its looks from the mothers side
Matt Posted 30 August 2005 Author Posted 30 August 2005 Lets hope the baby gets its looks from the mothers side Hopefully! If its a girl wonder whether they'll call it Barbie?
Nationwider Posted 30 August 2005 Posted 30 August 2005 Is the medical world ready for the first woman ever to give birth to a Double Whopper, Fries and a large coke? Incidentally, her column in "Closer" magazine (£1 from all good news retailers) is excellent.
Guest Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 Can you imagine what an irritable mardy-arsed little brat that child would be? And milkshake doesn't count as baby food, Colleen.
Katy Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 Good luck to them I say because they will need it. And lets all watch in horror as Colleen decides that post birth baby fat is wrong and try and kill herself into a size 6 'to keep up with Posh' Sheesh what is wrong with people?
Guest Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 Good luck to them I say because they will need it. And lets all watch in horror as Colleen decides that post birth baby fat is wrong and try and kill herself into a size 6 'to keep up with Posh' Sheesh what is wrong with people? I'll tell you what's wrong. Magazine articles slagging off celebs who have starved themselves into ridiculous dress sizes on one page, then turning over to read how Charlotte Church is too fat.
Foxes_Wizard_Striker Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 I'll bet my house on Charlotte giving birth to mini shrek
Tommy Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 And milkshake doesn't count as baby food, Colleen. Unfortunately I found this out the hard way, my brother and sister had milkshake from McDonalds when I was only a few weeks old apparently, and they decided to feed it to me. To be fair they were only 9 and 7 at the time and probably didnt know, but still
Guest Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 Unfortunately I found this out the hard way, my brother and sister had milkshake from McDonalds when I was only a few weeks old apparently, and they decided to feed it to me. To be fair they were only 9 and 7 at the time and probably didnt know, but still As the oldest in my family, I think you'll find they probably did know, mwahahahahahahahaha.
shelly Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 I'll tell you what's wrong. Magazine articles slagging off celebs who have starved themselves into ridiculous dress sizes on one page, then turning over to read how Charlotte Church is too fat. I would rather have her figure than that of Posh Spice!
Guest Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 I would rather have her figure than that of Posh Spice! Apparently most men would agree, but it doesn't stop the paranoia!
Matt Posted 31 August 2005 Author Posted 31 August 2005 Apparently most men would agree, but it doesn't stop the paranoia! Definelty - Stick thin = If Charlotte Church is classed a fat - "Fat" =
Katy Posted 31 August 2005 Posted 31 August 2005 Its totally irreponsible, being that thin is not healthy and whoever said Charlotte Church is fat wants their block knocking off!
Head Honcho Posted 1 September 2005 Posted 1 September 2005 Top of every Chavs fashion accessory list is a Kid so it was only a matter of time. At least we wont be paying for the little brat
Guest Posted 1 September 2005 Posted 1 September 2005 Its totally irreponsible, being that thin is not healthy and whoever said Charlotte Church is fat wants their block knocking off! Reveal magazine last month, I think it was.
Katy Posted 1 September 2005 Posted 1 September 2005 Reveal magazine last month, I think it was. Bloody idiots!
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