Alf Bentley Posted 19 January 2015 Share Posted 19 January 2015 Self-explanatory... http://www.supersport.com/football/nigeria-naija/news/150119/Arsenal_chook_Man_City_for_eye Football | Naija Note: this article is written in Pidgin English for a Nigerian audience Cazorla © Getty Images Arsenal chook Man City for eye by Temisan Okomi 19 January 2015, 09:24 Arsenal too sabi chop beating, wen dem follow big, big club play away, but Santi Cazorla and Olivier Giroud score for fes and second haf, on Sunday, as Arsenal waya Manchester City 2-kondo for Etihad Stadium (City house). Cazorla fes score penarity as match reach 24 minit, bifor Giroud nod ball enta net, wen match reach 66 minit, as Arsenal pour san-san for City garri. City tanda for second ontop league and dem neva troway dia las 12 match. Na City control match, hold ball well, well, but Arsenal wey sabi defend like small pikin, wen dem waka go follow big team play, defend like soja. If una rememba, Arsenal bin chop 6-3 for City hand las season, come waka go Chelsea colet 6-kondo, bifor Liverpool bin waya dem 5-1 for Anfield. As e be now, Arsenal don overtake Tottenham Hotspur ontop league table, enta fifth position, and na onli one point Manchester United dey carri gap dem. © supersport.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingcarr21 Posted 19 January 2015 Share Posted 19 January 2015 my head hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 19 January 2015 Share Posted 19 January 2015 When I used to have Sky TV (no really, I did) there were some channels showing Nigerian television output and they all spoke in this strange English-but-not-English way. And to think I got rid of it! Check out from 16:14 in this episode of much missed 90s post pub telly programme TV Offal: SHUT UP GRAMMATIC OIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 19 January 2015 Share Posted 19 January 2015 I know it says Nigerian but for some reason, I can only read that in a thick Jamaican accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 19 January 2015 Share Posted 19 January 2015 That is a shit-stain of a language. It's like someone learnt 20 words of English (while drunk and wearing ear-plugs) then was given an English exam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted 19 January 2015 Share Posted 19 January 2015 That is a shit-stain of a language. It's like someone learnt 20 words of English (while drunk and wearing ear-plugs) then was given an English exam.Do you know what a "pidgin" is?Edit to add that I can't help but do the same thing as: I know it says Nigerian but for some reason, I can only read that in a thick Jamaican accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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