Mickey O'Neil Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 Some real crackers there! The North/North-West are extremely inventive. Clicky or.... "Robinho on the bus goes round and round." Man City fans celebrate Robinho's shopping trip on the bus. "Knight fever, Knight fever - he knows where the goal is." Rushden supporters serenade Leon Knight, to the tune of the Bee Gees' Night Fever. Sadly it was good-Knight soon afterwards when the striker was sacked. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane." Liverpool salute their short-stay striker. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew." Villa fans to their striker after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club. "Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh, Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh, His name suggests he's holy, he's gonna beat your goalie!" On-loan striker Simon Church is heralded by the Leyton Orient faithful. "Leighton Baines - I bet you think this song is about you." Everton fans, to the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon. "There's only one Vince Grella, ella, ella, hey, hey, hey." Heard at Blackburn-Wigan to the tune of Umbrella by Rihanna. "C.A.M.P.O!" Ipswich fans to Ivan Campo, to the tune of Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O. "Don't you wish your midfield had Kompany?" Man City fans serenade Vincent Kompany, to the tune of the Pussycat Dolls' Don't Cha. "Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Konstantopoulos - he swam away, to Cardiff bay." Cardiff fans salute their on-loan goalkeeper, to the tune of Karma Chameleon. "Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva, when they're on the pitch, we don't know which is which, Viva da Silva!" Man Utd supporters on the debut of Fabio da Silva, twin brother of Rafael. "Your car's too fast for you!" Derby fans to Ronaldo before the Carling Cup semi-final second leg - days after he had totalled his Ferrari. "Get your mascot off the pitch!" AFC Hornchurch fans to Peterborough's pint-sized midfielder Dean Keates. "Shall we poach an egg for you?" Aberdeen supporters to Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot, injured when an egg exploded in his microwave. "Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh, Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh, He's better than Zidane, He's got a perma-tan." Sung by AFC Wimbledon fans to the bronzed Tom Davis. "When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!" Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'. "Speroni, whoah-oh-oh, Speroni, whoah-oh-oh He's got a ponytail, His name is like an ale." Crystal Palace fans to keeper Julian Speroni. "For he's a jolly good Vela!" Arsenal fans salute Carlos Vela at the Emirates. "Fahey's a jolly good fellow." Birmingham fans at Doncaster, in honour of midfielder Keith Fahey. "He's going green in a minute!" Sang at Arsenal v Porto whenever Porto's Hulk touched the ball. "We love our Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Baldy Headed Warren Feeney." Northern Ireland fans, to the tune of Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. "Where's your hair at?" Basement Jaxx adaptation for Djibril Cisse, heard at Man City v Sunderland. "Whoh-oh Theo Walcott, Theo, Theo Walcott. He's an Englishman at Arsenal." Arsenal fans to the tune of Sting's Englishman In New York. "Allan, Allan McGregor, he couldn't handle his Stella!" To the tune of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. Sung by Scotland supporters in the pub after the Iceland game, when MacGregor was banned for drinking. "Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, Car-los Cueller, Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, deed-dum, Car-los Cueller, He's 6ft 3 with curly hair, and goofy teeth but we don't care, He's Carlos Cueller, the Villa centre-half!" To the tune of the animals went in two-by-two. Manager Specials "You should have stayed on the telly!" Liverpool fans to Alan Shearer. "There's only one Spanish waiter!" Middlesbrough fans to Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez after going 2-0 up. "Wooooooooooaaaaaah, Temuri Ketsbaia!!" To the tune of Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon, sung by fans of Anorthasis Famagusta to their former manager. "He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking, Rafa's cracking up!" Manchester United fans to Liverpool boss Benitez following his rant at Sir Alex Ferguson. "Rafa's cracking up!" Ironic Liverpool fans during the 4-1 thumping of United. "You're not special anymore!" Manchester United fans to Jose Mourinho after knocking Inter Milan out of the Champions League. "Sit down Pinocchio!" Chant by Spurs supporters to Gareth Southgate. "He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear!" Newcastle fans laud their portly boss. "You let your language down!" Arsenal fans to phony Dutchman Schteve McClaren during their Champions League qualifier. Best of the Rest "You're just a s*** Chas & Dave!" Spurs fans to Liam Gallagher about him and Noel during Tottenham-Man City game. "You don't know what you're doing!" Leeds fans at Derby to a supporter who proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch. "Bees up, Luton down!" Brentford supporters goad Luton, to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown. "You're going home in a police car!" Kingstonian fans to the visiting police officers in the stand for the Whitstable game. "Your mum does your laundry!" AFC Wimbledon supporters to university side Team Bath. "Lino, lino give us a goal!" Watford fans at the Madejski Stadium. In the reverse fixture, Reading were awarded the goal that never was. "Does your butler know you're here?" Southend supporters to Chelsea counterparts. "I'd rather be a teapot than a Kettle!" Darlington fans to referee Trevor Kettle during the Barnet game. "If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands." Sung by Peterborough fans at Leicester's Walkers' Stadium. "You're going down with the Woolworths!" Ebbsfleet fans to Weymouth during their 1-0 win. "We are the Potters, the rip-roaring potters, back in the Prem where Pulis got us, so come on everybody let's keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up!" 'Pottermouth's' Stoke rap to the tune of Eminem's Real Slim Shady. "We're only here for the shot put." Leeds fans while 4-1 down to Rotherham at the Don Valley Stadium (originally built for athletics). "You only live round the corner!" Fulham fans to Man Utd during the 2-0 win.
C-man Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 I can guarentee 90% of those songs won't have been sung by more than 1 person.
samlcfc Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 "When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!" Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'. "Where's your hair at?" Basement Jaxx adaptation for Djibril Cisse, heard at Man City v Sunderland.
Shrenchel Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 I can guarentee 90% of those songs won't have been sung by more than 1 person. This. 3 mates think up a song in a boozer, try and fail to get it started in the ground and then email it in to the BBC.
StanSP Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 Speroni, whoah-oh-oh, Speroni, whoah-oh-oh He's got a ponytail, His name is like an ale." THat's probably the worst. Quite liked the Zamora one. One for Katy - "Sit down Pinocchio!" Chant by Spurs supporters to Gareth Southgate. If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands." Sung by Peterborough fans at Leicester's Walkers' Stadium. "It finishes Crawley Town 2, Woking 2. Be sure to tune in to the Blue Square Premier Review on Setanta next week to see how far offside Woking's first goal was!" Crawley stadium announcer. Ah there are some really good ones!
Big Ol' Bob Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 "When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!" Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'. Brighton and West Ham sang this years ago about Zamora.
Ultra Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands."Sung by Peterborough fans at Leicester's Walkers' Stadium. Can't remember any songs being sung by the posh fans as we were stuffing them 4-0. And by the way, Golden Wonder crisps are made in Leicestershire too..
DeclanMC Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 Seeing as I was beaten to it, I may as well make a post and say that I don't remember that song being sung by Peterborough either.
Lamby Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 Some of them were quality Why wasnt our "You're not gonna be here next week" to Southampton or "You're shit, we're even worse" to Norwich there "You're going down with the Charlton." Charlton fans to Southampton. (Ian, London, UK).
Tommeh Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 "Come back when you've grown some pubes" to the Tranmere chavs was the only 1 that stands out from us last season. That posh one was sung by 3 of them at the back next to L1. 1 was a dead ringer for Phil Taylor which we obviously sang about! Best one on the list is Temuri Ketsbia to Sex on fire.....thats certianly getting an airing on a night out soon.
Fosse Boy Posted 3 June 2009 Posted 3 June 2009 Can't remember any songs being sung by the posh fans as we were stuffing them 4-0.And by the way, Golden Wonder crisps are made in Leicestershire too.. They were. Think they moved their HQ from Harborough a couple of years ago though.
lildave3 Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 This is brilliant, surely the best i've heard: "Tun-cay, cay - Huth, Huth, Abdoulaye!" Stoke fans' chant at the Sunderland game in honour of their two new signings and popular skipper, to the tune of Too Shy by Kajagoogoo. :laugh: Epic. For the shameful ones that don't know the song - Here
Edmund Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 This is brilliant, surely the best i've heard:"Tun-cay, cay - Huth, Huth, Abdoulaye!" Stoke fans' chant at the Sunderland game in honour of their two new signings and popular skipper, to the tune of Too Shy by Kajagoogoo. :laugh: Epic. For the shameful ones that don't know the song - Here That is quality
The Doctor Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Speroni, whoah-oh-oh,Speroni, whoah-oh-oh He's got a ponytail, His name is like an ale." THat's probably the worst. Quite liked the Zamora one. One for Katy - "Sit down Pinocchio!" Chant by Spurs supporters to Gareth Southgate. If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands." Sung by Peterborough fans at Leicester's Walkers' Stadium. "It finishes Crawley Town 2, Woking 2. Be sure to tune in to the Blue Square Premier Review on Setanta next week to see how far offside Woking's first goal was!" Crawley stadium announcer. Ah there are some really good ones! no appearence for "my garden shed is bigger than this" from us at virtually every ground last year & "Just like a library/cementry" at posh
lildave3 Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 no appearence for "my garden shed is bigger than this" from us at virtually every ground last year & "Just like a library/cementry" at posh Because they're pathetic in comparison. And generic.
Fosse Boy Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Because they're pathetic in comparison.And generic. Nail. On. Head.
dogadug Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 all of them made me chuckle, can't remember the Peterborough fans singing that golden wonders song against us though
lildave3 Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 I think you're all missing the point - forget those old ones! How good is that from the Stoke fans!
AmericanScott Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 I think you're all missing the point - forget those old ones!How good is that from the Stoke fans! I'll back you up there. Best one i've heard. It made me
Fox92 Posted 11 September 2009 Posted 11 September 2009 Awesome. Love the Everton one for Leighton Baines.
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