Bob Weasel Fox

i will make it my mission to try next time im on the razzle dazzle Wymesy tut tut

Dont think ive tried a jagerbomb before - tequila though, ive had an exorcist "moment" on that before though

no but good guess also

no but good guess buddy

finished my shift at 3.30am, home by 4.00am and back at work later today. im bloody tired with a stinking fooking headache

a man goes to confession after a 16 year absence. As he sits in the booth he looks around and says to the priest "Confession is different these days father, i dont remember a leather chair, bottles of Whiskey, Guiness on tap and gay porn mags being in the booth before?" The Priest says "Thats because youre on my side you twat"

whats that blinking thing he does with his eyes though? its like he has an eye stutter

good guess StanSP - nearly right, i sort of dealt with those type of people instead

Agreed - why do the film makers do that one film too many (instead of leaving a classic series of films as just that?)

not a bad day, i hope my efforts will be appreciated but you never know i suppose

yeah very true - what can i say, like many things in life it isnt fair but what is?

Found out last night that im both gay and dyslexic. Im still in Daniel

good day today - my bezzo mate came down from deepest darkest Derbyshire to visit for the day

CSA Payments for children that are withheld from the father by the beligerent mother

Agreed on that buddy - two faced good for nothing cowardly retards the lot of them (i like to sit on the fence )

David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night. He found 1 such girl in a local pub. He said "Im Prime Minister of England, how much would it cost for me to spend some time with you?" Her reply "Mr Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times were living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it wont cost you a fookin penny"

A female dwarf goes to the doctors complaining of a sore fanny. Doctor gets some scissors out and snips around a bit. Dwarf says "that feels alot better, i didnt feel a thing, what have you done?" Doctor says "I've trimmed the top of your wellies"

sounds about right for you Fox1651

today - so far the wife has been at work whilst ive been enjoying a day off Gym later

my brother going away for 16 days and leaving me to look after his mutt - you would have thought hed take his partner with him

ive t t t t t t t ried to w w w w w w w w atch that a f f f f f f f ew times n n n n n n n ow and i can n n n n n n n ever get past the o o o o o o o o o pening credits

id kick her out of bed - after shagging her obviously

yep agreed there Parafox - its just lazyness, some sort of bin area is never more than a few minutes walk away if you look properly

Beady Eye new album - brilliant as you would expect