Bob Weasel Fox

two films to avoid . . . . Shutter Island (should be shitter island) and Righteous Kill (very disapointing for saying it has Al Pacino and Robert De Niro in it)

oh yeah and what grinds my gears is having to go to work in a min for a night shift!!!!

Im having a night out on Friday 24th June (with some work colleagues) starting at Soar Point if anyones interested?

a man goes up to a woman in a club and says "you remind me of my little toe", the girl replies "Why, because im small and cute?" and winks. The man says "No, because im gonna end up banging you on my coffee table later" . . . . .

Very good, looks beautiful doesnt it?

dont start work today until 3pm so heres hoping its a "good" shift

Pacific Heights - recorded it the other day, weird but good film from around 1990 i think

think he means that they are a joke!!!!

perhaps we could get rid of Chris Weale aswell?

Watched "Jonah Hex" today which was quite good - it has Megan Fox in it so theres one reason on its own

Mickey Mouse wanted to get divorced from Minnie Mouse following rumours of an affair with another cartoon character Donald Duck said "But Mickey you cant get divorced from Minnie just because she has big teeth" Mickey replied "No Donald i said i wanted a divorce because she is fooking Goofy"

what grinds my gears? False people, fookin hate them, just be honest - we dont have to all agree all of the time, just be honest when you dont like something etc etc, you dont have to be nasty, just be fookin honest its not fookin hard ffs

been to the gym as usual, not at work so thats good and the wife is in a good mood, cant ask for much more really . . . . . . maybe just a decent promotion chasing Leicester City side........?

doing training at work in overalls and pads in the heat, today, tomorrow and thursday!!!

The Hitcher - but its the shitty Sean Bean version

Very good - genuinely thought both were the same bloke when i first looked

City definately are grinding their gears

Whats the difference between Nick Clegg and a packet of Polo's? People like Polo's

A little boy is walking down the road dragging a flattened frog on a string, he walks up to the local brothel and taps on the door The madam answers and he says to her "i want to have sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases, ive got £500 to spend" The madam's eyes light up and says "That will be me then, but why do you want a disease?" The boy said "Tonight after my mum and dad leave, my babysitter will shag me because she likes cute little boys, later when dad runs her home he will shag her in the layby. When he comes home and goes to bed mum will want a good seeing too and tomorrow when dad goes to work, mum will shag the milkman and he is the barsteward who ran my fooking frog over"

Finished at 7am this morning, off out tonight, no doubt will be pissed after 2 pints

Im sick of the double standards in my relationship The wife comes home with a "Rampant Rabbit" and she is a naughty fun girl with a new special toy . . . . .but when i order a 240volt "Fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray" then im some kind of sick barsteward!!!!

fookin hell what have you got a ferrari?

F****t

just had a dominos pizza with the wife a couple hours after going gym - makes sense doesnt it?