Bob Weasel Fox

i renewed my driving license today - jees i look sad and old on the fotos

A man from ilkeston who appeared in "Embarrasing Bodies" was delighted to find out that the red rash around his penis was only his sisters lipstick

Sounds like my wife

Hot Fuzz is awesome

The Police came to my door last night holding a photo of my wife. They said "Is this your wife sir?" Shocked i answered "Yes" They said "Im afraid it looks like she has been hit by a bus" I said "I know but she has a lovely personality"

has anyone see "Paul" yet? Any good?

i lost the will to live after film 32 . . . . . . . . . or was it 33 . . . . . . . anyway more importantly where the fluck is "Carlito's Way" in the list????????????????????????????????????????

Good on you brother, watch those Loughborough scallywags though, bunch of moronic twats (cant you tell im from Luff originally)

people who waste paramedics time by either getting drunk and falling over / getting into a fight / being a dickhead or all 3, also people who say they want to kill themselves and waste hours of the paramedics / docs / nurses / whoever else's time without actually meaning what they are saying - the genine people who want to commit harry karry just do it usually

at least Facecloth has made a good fist of trying to post a funny pic

Just Watched "Dispicable Me" which was good, i dont normally like those type of films but IMO it was good. I do like most "Simon Pegg" films and Will Ferrell usually causes a chuckle or two even if the material he is working with isnt very good

What Floats My Boat? errm would that be having a three-some with two Swedish Blondes wearing mini-skirts, stockings and suspenders whilst having a cucumber shoved up my arse whilst another Swedish Blonde is tickling my balls, or is it not that sort of floats my boat?

your a twat Fox1651 - i will tell her . . . . . . . . .unless you pay me £5000

huh?

that looks nice buddy?

being a fellow shift worker Parafox i am with you on that score - people dont understand what its like to live how you describe above - weird isnt it?

Good, im glad they have done the original proud by making a good remake - i will look forward to seeing it

Anyone seen that "Burke and Hare" Film - worth a giggle

i hope my new avatar has worked?

Better than the original?

i had a shitty day at work today, too much politics in the job i do to say what but suffice to say not all line managers are qualified to do owt but whinge!!!!!!

By eck our kid, why you not join the best Police Force in the World? Leicestershire????

Whats the difference between the tory party and polos? - People like polos

ive been trying to post a picture on Foxes Talk for most of the last couple of hours . . . . . .im either thick or have a shite laptop? im going for thick

The top picture looks strangely like the ex-wife