Parafox

Like hacking up a fur ball

Whatsamatteryou Joe was the best

I raise you Italian

If you must.

So someone will be voting on your phone?

Anyway, this is boroovisiom

I meant earlier post but... yeah

Jack Savaretti wannabe

See my later post about the dog nicking the remote

The dog has run off with the remote control. I can't turn this off

Serbia.. awful

Delta to win. Great performance. Or more like some shite europop bollox,

Has Rooney hurt his wanking hand?

I thought it was cracking when we were there.

Have you personal experience of this??

Got his own barber shop now. Open every day for skin fades etc.

Valance or Trump?

Also Bloodclaat. I used to hear these about 40 years ago and always wondered what they meant. I know it's a Jamaican/Rastafarian term but I couldn't work out if they were an insult or just something akin to us using the term "twat"

That's why I never wash my hands.

Anyway, Mrs Para is going on a hen weekend in Liverpool so I'll probably watch it alone and become concerned about my sexuality.

I've been to a few of those back in the day.

Yeah but what's the point of singing in a foreign language? That said, many entrants sing in English and the songs make pretty much Euro wide sense as most Europeans will speak English as a universal language , so why can't an English entrant just use English. Or is he trying be clever and influence foreign voters? Or am I overthinking this?

It reminded me of another crap Eurovision song from a few years ago but I can't remember which one or which country. Plus, why can't the twat sing in English.

I had no complaints...