Suffolk_fox

Jari Rantanen...

A Time To Kill by John Grisham. I am a Grisham fan anyway, but this was recommended to me by my son. My 12 year old Son!!

OK, my day so far.... Working in the public sector frankly sucks sometimes, the political landscape ebbs and flows and currently it does not favour me. I have had some informal chats/warnings from my boss who clearly does not want me on the team anymore despite being one of the biggest fee earners (I am not a 'yes' man and have criticised my boss, the direction taken and business decisions taken by the organisation) I have been told that I must keep a journal of everything I do and this will be discussed in 2 weeks time (just before I go on holiday, yip yah!) and that the next chat will be more formal. But I have my son over this weekend and we have played on the internet and tomorrow will be an Xbox fest after I have taken him into work for an open morning so not all bad. Looking for a new job with a car.... tough out there but I will come through!!

University Students. They want me to pay for their course which will help them get a better paid job than me. Fook off! Invest in your own future!

Happy New Year!!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Getting a lovely present of a shirt off my girlfriend yesterday...

A Girl's Night Out Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home in the early hours of the morning, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and very drunk, they decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her knickers and used them to dry herself, then discarded them. The second one not having anything either thought, "I'm not getting rid of my knickers", so she used a ribbon from a wreath that she found. The morning after, the two husbands were talking on the phone and one says to the other, "It seems that our wives were up to no good last night. My wife came home without any panties!" The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her arse that read:- We will never forget you!"

I remember standing in the Families Enclosure, I too had a milk crate to stand on, but sometimes I sat on the crush barrier until my legs went numb! Oh, and I could be very very wrong here.... But the ginger fella on the floor eating the half time morsel there looks like a 21 yr old Suffolk Fox...

Well I have a cold, so a 3rd day off work for me. On the plus side, it's my girlfriend's birthday today, and she has been having a dig at me for making her open her presents from me last Saturday when I last saw her. Something about not having anything to open on her actual birthday - but I have something on the way to her right now, and I'm going to get one heck of a 'Thank You' when it is delivered! I of course have been making out I am soooo sorry.....

I know this has probably been said before but I gotta get it off my chest. Jade fooking Goody. Yes I feel sorry for her kids - but really she is a total gutter slug. The fact her other half has just been up in front of the beak just confirms her class. She is a nasty, racist, horrible piece of work whose bad side will be forgotten when she dies more's the pity. Remember the Shilpa Shetty episode? Oh what very short memories people have. And now she is the Chav Princess who has got married and now christened and is seen as a little darling by the celeb loving hoardes. What a bunch of gullible twats, but I pity them as they know no better. She made ignorance and stupidity fashionable. Dumbed down dumbness for dummies. Many people who have terminal cancer go on a fundraising campaign to raise money for charities to help other sufferers - not whore their misery out to the highest bidder so that their kids will be ok. Not as if she's penniless is it? Hate her disgusting, vile presence and the sooner her funeral is tomorrow's chip paper the better. In fact, I think I will skip my fish and chips that week, she'll only put me off them. You can put lipstick on Jade Goody, but I'd sooner shag the pig....

Got me a new Deep Fryer. Gonna maybe do some deep fried brie or camembert for lunch. Yummiest!

So wrong... but so right!

Ready brek, with 4 prunes and a swirl of fresh cream. And a pint of tea, 4 sugars. All this and I am only 88kg!

Absolutely crap! I had a job interview in Swindon today, so I had to leave my daughter's school play a bit early. She pulled a sad face that I will never forget when I waved to her. On the train, the recruitment agency called and said that the company I was going to see had had a board meeting about falling sales and the outlook for next year. It wasn't good. They have cancelled all recruitment activity for the forseeable future. Interview cancelled. Cnuts.

Only if you close your eyes.... Note to self - only buy cars with 'one careful female owner'

I could never do that - the porn mag keeps falling into the footwell...

NO WAY!! I Love her voice - she's so crackers and random. She could read the Yellow Pages to me and I'd still crack one off! Well, maybe...

Laptop problems My wife's laptop is not well. It froze up the other night, so she switched it off by holding the power button. It performed Scan disk repeatedly, so I pressed a button to cancel the next one. We got to the log on screen, but shortly after it froze. Clock, pointer, everything. I managed to do a proper shut down, hoping that would stop it doing a scan disk operation, but to no avail. I left it overnight, and it had frozen mid-scan at some point. Laptop runs XP Ideas anyone?

How was my day?? Absolutely tw@ting shite! Tomorrow don't look like a barrel of laughs either.

Preparation. Research the company you are looking to join. Maybe pop by their reception and ask for some literature (they LOVE this!!). In the interview, relax. If you can, get a job interview or 2 with companies you really aren't fussed for working for, just to have some "no pressure" practice. What sort of job you going for?

My day? Bloody great! Got a job offer, which I will accept - thing is, boss has been really really nice to me so far this week, so handing in my notice on Friday will be like shooting a pet puppy...

A man walks into a pub and orders 5 double whiskies. Straight away he downs them one after the other, to the amazement of the barman. "I really shouldn't have drunk that lot with what I've got..." he says. "Why," asks barkeep "what have you got?" "About 49p....."

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Campbeltown Scotland and you are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is only a sign. You may ask, "what kind of business would dare post such a sign ?." Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humour?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless Scotland

OK here's one for you.... We have 2 laptops, a PC, an Orange Livebox and a printer. And my lazy arse. The printer is connected by USB to the PC, which not being wireless is connected by wire to our Orange Livebox. Now here's the thing. There's nothing I like more than to sit on my sofa, wirelessly surfing while Mrs SF either surfs on her laptop or watches Celebrity Runway Makeover Jungle on Big Brother Ice. Occasionally I want to print something out, but my Lazy Arse prevents this as moving from the sofa leads to a fatal error. Is there any way I can make a network using the Livebox so that I can print to the Printer (sadly it isn't wireless or bluetooth enabled) Any help would be gratefully received.

A Christmas tale to warm the heart There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day just before Christmas, a letter landed on his desk, simply addressed in shaky handwriting to "God". With no other clue on the envelope, he opened the letter and read, "Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on the State Pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had in the world and no pension due until after Christmas. Next week is Christmas and I had invited two of my friends over for Xmas dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to and you are my only hope. God; can you please help me?" The postal worker was really touched, and put a copy of the letter up on the staff notice board at the main sorting office where he worked. The letter touched the other postmen and they all dug into their pockets and had a whip round. Between them they collected £96. Using an official franked Post Office envelope, they sent the cash on to the old lady, and for the rest of the day all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of the nice thing they had done. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter simply addressed to "God" landed in the sorting office. Many of the postmen gathered around whilst the letter was opened. It read, "Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me. Because of your generosity, I was able to provide a lovely dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful gift - in fact we haven't got over it and the Vicar is beside himself with joy. By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving sods at the Post Office!!!!