EnderbyFox

Me when Serie A teams used to bid 20p and a Twix for Dennis Praet every summer

Saw one of the players was Nathaniel Opuku, didn’t he used to play for us?

CANCEL HIM

Watching the attacking output from our forwards makes me wonder just how shit Edouard is in training. How bad do you have to be to have Daka infront of you in the pecking order

Did I just see him walk past El Khannouss to give Eriksen a hug?

3-0 down and on trots Ayew

I reckon @Phil Mitchell is gonna run out of depressed Phil pics by the end of the season

Bedtime soon and I’m gonna be hearing this bloody Amorim song in my nightmares

No spoilers please

Give it King until the end of the season… literally can’t be any worse

What tactical advice has been given to Daka here? Because he’s literally just running around like a dog that’s just been let off it’s lead down the park

Hahahahahahah

Can’t believe I’m missing Antiques Roadshow for this

Hojlund hasn’t scored in about 6 months, here come Ruuds tricky foxes to save his career

Players could literally take a dump in the front garden of those away fans and those wallys will stand in the window clapping and asking for their shirt, hideous

I honestly think our current u21s team would give these a better game

Who’s getting sacked after this one then, security guard at Seagrave? Tea Lady? Kit man?

Fingers crossed John Rudkin is on it

Ruuds master plan for this game, replace one useless defensive winger with another useless defensive winger. Lieutenant Dan could dribble past Bobby Reid

Actually motivate the players for one, I know it’s not all on him but they look like they’ve in the middle of a training session not a relegation scrap, Ruuds hardly geeing them up on the sidelines is he?

Same mental state as the manager then, stood looking at the floor or having a chat with the assistant who looks like he’s sat listening to an Audio book Ruud is waiting for his payoff, totally out of his depth

Sure Ruuds planning massive changes at half time….. same system as every other game but Ayew on for Buonannotte

Top quality defending lads