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But who's gonna crack the bantz around the training ground?

Right then Will - for your introduction video we are going to sing heads shoulders knees and toes. Do you know the song?

Bloody hell he's the spitting image of Ollie Watkins

Who needs Ndidi when you've got Skippy?

"We will work up to the very last second" Rudkin every January:

So tomorrow is the big day & I'm expecting a flurry of activity. Rudkin is planning to get into the office around noon ish after a weekend on the ale in Liverpool. Get your predictions in! Transfers In: - Absolutely no one Transfers Out: - Alves on Loan to Cardiff - Ruud when he realises "funds to strengthen the squad in January" amounts to a 3rd choice RB. Who ever successfully predicts our Transfer dealings will win 1x Larb Flavoured Biscuit Stick

NWANERI WOOOOAH

Are we really planning on seeing the rest of this season out with these 2 wingers with Mavididi & McAteer as options off the bench. May as well just give up now

Seeing Vestergaard & Faes walk out the tunnel.. no changes hahahahahaha

Defenders that can't defend and 2 wingers in their mid 50's who look like they're sprinting with jeans on. Recipe for success

Getting destroyed by a manager with the same side profile as Pat Butcher, hang your heads in shame

Can't bloody wait to see Coady & Skipp in the second half, relegate us now. So glad our useless DOF & Chairman are there to see us being pumped rather than work on incoming signings

Why is Rudkin even there? Shouldn't he be doing his job instead of sat on his lazy arse watching the team he's helped build shit itself in public?

Our midfield is making Doucoure look like prime Zidane, state of it

Nice to see dumb & dumber in attendance again

This is up there with the worst starts to a game I've ever seen. Soumare is running round like he's pissed as a fart

It’s alright though, CBs not a priority this window

Even Beto looks shocked he’s scored, what a hideous defence we have

If anyone can negotiate a complex deal for a teenager currently on the other side of the world with 3 days left of the window, it’s this man.