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Far too complex for our fanbase, it’ll be 🎶 Du Du Du Du, Gary Rowett 🎶

Cult is very similar to the word I’d use to describe him

Another one from our set piece coach

How does Ayew look bollocksed already, he’s been on 10 minutes and not broke out in a sprint yet

Score in a minute theyre gonna score in a minute

“Ayew playing the game at walking speed” say the Boro commentators

I get a horrible sinking feeling every time they go forward

I’d be fuming if I was Mukasa, scored the equaliser and set up at least 2 sitters

Stupid stoke fans leaving early… do they not know who they are playing

4 touches for Monga in nearly half an hour

Any danger of us winning a header?

Didn’t we sign Richard’s to be competition with Fatawu for RW? Seems a strange signing if he’s not getting a start even with Abdul out

Me on my kitchen floor when Ayews contract expires

Might take him a while to get here, his car failed it's MOT so he's had to source alternative transport

Here's our Gary riding a lion in Indonesia

Great bloody kit.

Give it this guy til the end of the season

I’m almost certain it’ll be Rowett, I just don’t understand why we haven’t sorted it sooner. We are no longer a big enough pull for Hassenhutl, Dean Smith won’t leave a cushty job in the US for this dire situation Rudkin is terrified of Pearson, Skubala probably thinks he’s more likely to be in the championship with Lincoln than us next year. Russell Rylan Martin would cause riots in the city centre That leaves Rowett, just hurry up and get it done ffs

It’s arrogance, they don’t think we will go down. Exactly the same as 22/23

Combination of people who would still back us if Jeffrey Epstein was the new Chairman & people that only go so they have somewhere to chant about Kier Starmer

Ugh, just as we bring on everyones favourite no-impact sub

What a massive waste of everyones time

This is all set up nicely for Daka to blaze the final penalty over the bar