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What tactical advice has been given to Daka here? Because he’s literally just running around like a dog that’s just been let off it’s lead down the park

Hahahahahahah

Can’t believe I’m missing Antiques Roadshow for this

Hojlund hasn’t scored in about 6 months, here come Ruuds tricky foxes to save his career

Players could literally take a dump in the front garden of those away fans and those wallys will stand in the window clapping and asking for their shirt, hideous

I honestly think our current u21s team would give these a better game

Who’s getting sacked after this one then, security guard at Seagrave? Tea Lady? Kit man?

Fingers crossed John Rudkin is on it

Ruuds master plan for this game, replace one useless defensive winger with another useless defensive winger. Lieutenant Dan could dribble past Bobby Reid

Actually motivate the players for one, I know it’s not all on him but they look like they’ve in the middle of a training session not a relegation scrap, Ruuds hardly geeing them up on the sidelines is he?

Same mental state as the manager then, stood looking at the floor or having a chat with the assistant who looks like he’s sat listening to an Audio book Ruud is waiting for his payoff, totally out of his depth

Sure Ruuds planning massive changes at half time….. same system as every other game but Ayew on for Buonannotte

Top quality defending lads

Faes and Vesty partnership with Robbie Savage on commentary, this has the potential to be one of the worst nights of the year

Fvck it, all out attack. 6-4 West Ham final score

Wouldn't expect any new additions - I suspect King was lined up to replace Dawson & didn't Ruud already bring a GK coach anyway? Surpised Alcock lasted this long. So the coaches are now this lot? Jelle ten Rouwelaar - GK Andrew Hughes Andy King Barry-Murphy That's Ruud staying then, he's only survived because we can't afford to sack him, and he knows this imo.

He needs to go asap. It’s got the feel of the end of Rodgers reign, going through the motions with insipid team selections just waiting for the board to have the balls to sack him. He’s had the aura of a man on death row for a couple weeks now We are down regardless but do the board want to at least have a go at survival or are they happy to sleep walk into oblivion again?

Handbags between Soumare and Hermensen, the only fight we’ve seen in this relegation battle

Mbeumo has done unspeakable things to Kristiansen all game

This second half has somehow been less enjoyable than a half in which we conceded 3 Just slowly plodding towards relegation

Yessss Vesty time, we are saved

Ruud to Buonannotte at half time

Cliff Ginnetta at half time

I can’t believe a manager that was turned down by 2 championship clubs and even a League 1 club isn’t sufficient to keep us up