EnderbyFox

Solid ratings for the lad so far, really feel like he’s coming into some form. So glad we aren’t signing another forward to slow his development

Choudhury dog shit since he came on, as per

Cullen and Bob Reid as our backup striker options for the whole season

Alves -> Braybrooke -> Joseph

Early days but Cullen seems a bizarre signing, all he seems to do is 3 yard passes facing away from their goal and he ballses up 50% of them

Well if anything this first 30 minutes has completely rubbished Martins suggestion that Bobby Reid is an option upfront

Would have liked to have seen Faes and Mavididi start but happy with that

Dog shit for Cat poo

A complete unknown and 2 players who aren't stikers, bosh

Another one for Alves to battle for the RW or CAM position

Is this our first ever signing without a thread in the Transfer section?

Nevermind Riley, I’d take bloody Alan Carr over Mavididi

Did Souttar Snr play much for Russell at Rangers? Every time I remember seeing their results they were conceding bloody loads, unsure why that would lead to him fancying him here

Just checked my thread history, I've announced 3 signings, Caleb Okoki, Ayoze Perez & Ron Robert-Zieler. Also started the threads in the transfers forum for Jack Harrison & Danny Ward I doubt anyone on this forum has a worse record

Loving all the content today for our new 3rd choice keeper who will never play a game for us

Can see why we aren’t bothering to sign a striker, the ball goes nowhere near the opposition box so what’s the point

Why is Braybrooke playing so far wide?

I'm not believing anything til i see him sat on a flimsy stool with a death grip on the corner of plastic see-through flag

Can’t wait to see Burnsy in action with Chappers and Cully

Just signed a 1 year deal with Ipswich…Bet he couldn’t believe his luck when we rocked up and offered 3 years

The answer to all our striker problems? Connor Wickham.

Alan Nixon says they will be offloading Emil Riis with Ballard coming in - any danger of us being linked with him? 6 Ft 3, 9 goals last season